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Welcome to Rock ‘n Roll Fridays on WTIT: The Blog. This meme appealed to us because of a twist in its concept. Each week DJ KathyA (its host) picks a rock band, artist or era. She digs up thirteen quotes from the song lyrics and asks her questions based on the quotes. It is similar to Janera Jepson’s Wednesday meme. Let’s do it. The quotes and meme questions are in bold.

Rock ‘n Roll Fridays: Hits of the 50s

1. Rock Around The Clock – Bill Haley & His Comets

What artist was the last live concert you went to see? I saw Mark Lindsay from Paul Revere & the Raider’s at New England’s Big Fucking State Fair, also known as The Big E. He is a fave of my lady. This pick is of Mark autographing her record album. I bought her a CD there that he also signed.

If you had to live on the East Coast or the West Coast, which would you chose? Where are the hottest babes? Oh, right. I gotta visit my son in San Diego. He’s in a hot rock band. He says that he’s gonna buy me a mansion behind his. But my job would be to decide which groupies get through to his place. Hey, I know it’s a dirty job, but somebody has got to do it.

“I’m gonna take my problem to the United Nations, Well I called my congressman and he said Quote: “I’d like to help you son but you’re too young to vote””

Have you decided who to elect for the Senate in your local elections? Yes. While they both suck I’ll go with the Democrat. The Republican runs the fucking WWE. The Senate on steroids? No, I can’t do that.

When was the last time you chewed your nails and twiddled your thumbs? When was the first time?

Did you fall in love quickly with your significant other? Yes. That’s how I believe love happens. The faster, the truer.

What is your favorite classical music selection? Gag me with a fucking spoon. Da Da Da Dump.

Where did you find YOUR thrill? At a disco in 1977. I just didn’t know it at the time.

Do you pretend that everything is fine when on the phone with your family /friends so not to reveal your true situation if it is not so rosy? I do not do pretend. I am not the guy who I call Bud Weiser on this blog. But I am nothing if not real and down to earth. No pretense. What you see is what you get.

Who is your favorite PEANUTS character and why? I guess Snoopy. I kinda liked the songs in the 60s.

Do you have any allergies? If not, did you get a Flu shot this year? Yes, for the first time. I’m generally okay without it. But I’ve watched my lady suffer with it for a week now. I had saw my doc for another matter and he gave me The Shot. What the fuck, you know?

What is the worst thing you ever drank? Jagermeister. Can you tell I don’t sell that shit? I thought so. Drink the good liqueurs, perhaps the 150 Anniversary Grand Marnier. 

Have you ever been unemployed? If so, how did you find a job? Yes. That’s when I appeared in all those porn films as Harry Hungwell. My search for the perfect threesome started in those days. Oh, and Debbie really didn’t do Dallas. Martha did. Her name was Martha Schwartz and she left the biz and became a nun. So if you ever see Sister Martha, well, give her a wink. She loves it when she thinks you remember her from the day!