Bang a Gong, Get It On

Welcome to Wednes d a y Wickedness on WTIT: The Blog. This meme appealed to us because of a twist in its concept. Each week Janera Jepson (its host) picks a celebrity. She digs up ten quotes from the person and asks her questions based on the quotes. Who would think someone would do something original? We didn’t see that coming. Anyway, she is a friend of Crazy Sam, so we are on board. Let’s do it. The quotes and meme questions are in bold.

Wednesday Wickedness: Christine O’Donnell

1. On why she’s anti masturbation: “If he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?”

Have you ever heard a stupider statement? If yes, when? There were those times where someone said, “Here’s why you should marry her…”

2. “Physics put people in spiritual harm the way pimps put people in physical harm.”

Do you believe that prostitution should be legalized? Yes. Along with all victimless crimes including drugs and gambling.

3. “We took the Bible out of public schools. Now we’re having weekly shootings. We had the 60s sexual revolution and now people are dying from aids.”

What benefits do you think the 60s’ sexual revolution has given us? The 60s took sex talk out of the “hush – hush” situation of the fifties and firmly made us more compassionate and intelligent by discussing S-E-X.

4. “The Bible says that lust in your heart in committing adultery.”

Do you think having a sexual fantasy when you’re married or part of a couple is wrong? No. In my experience not having them might be more trouble for an actual relationship.

5. On co-ed dorms: “What’s next? Orgy rooms? Menage-trois rooms? Coedness is like a radical agenda forced on college students.”

Have you ever been asked to participate in other than a one on one sexual experience? Yes. Please pay more attention here, folks!

6. “Creationism, in essence, is believing that the world began as the Bible in Genesis says, that God created the earth in six days, six 24 hour periods. And there is just as much, if not more, evidence supporting that.”

What is your favorite dinosaur? Why? T-Rex. Why? I loved the song Bang a Gong Get It On.

7. “I dabbled in witchcraft. I hung around people who were doing these things. I’m not making this stuff up.”

What’s the strangest thing that you “dabbled” in? Listening to Christine O’Moron.

8. “I am not a clone of Sarah Palin. I have my own thoughts.”

How different is Sarah Palin’s political agenda from your own? Lady, I’m am so 180 degrees opposite. Paint me with the proud liberal brush.

9. “American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.”

What animal would you like your brain cross breed with? I’ll stay with T-Rex, the real kind this time. Nobody messed with THAT fucker.

10. “[H]omosexuals [are] getting away with nudity! They’re getting away with lasciviousness! They’re getting away with perversion!”

Have nude homosexuals ever interfered with your day? Not any yet, but the day is young. Join us for Thunks which we just might do when we return.

That’s that for a Hump day.
We will return with something

We should be Thunking.
The beat goes on.

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Whether you are ready or not.

Same time. Same blog. Peace.

13 comments on “Bang a Gong, Get It On”

>T Rex rules! "Christine O'Moron" love it! …

>Kath-She IS nuts…

>Get it on…Bang a gong…get it on! Love T-Rex. "O'Moron" is as big as a wackadoodle as they come. She should have stuck with witchcraft. Maybe she did and that's why she's gotten thus far. Anyway…enjoy Hump day, Budrick!

>Love T Rex!And I'm impressed by your answers about sex…Kathy's having an effect on you. 😉

>Moron is an apt name for this chick, now that I know who/what she is. (See how much I care about stupid politics.) Good point, no one messed with Rex. ^_^ Have a great day Bud!