Welcome to Rock ‘n Roll Fridays on WTIT: The Blog. This meme appealed to us because of a twist in its concept. Each week Janera Jepson (its host) picks a rock band, artist or era. She digs up thirteen quotes from the song lyrics and asks her questions based on the quotes. It is similar to her Wednesday meme. Anyway, she is a friend of Crazy Sam, so we are on board. Let’s do it. The quotes and meme questions are in bold.
Rock ‘n Roll Fridays: Nirvana
Is there a very popular form of entertainment most other people enjoy that does not amuse you? I will never understand wrestling. I mean it’s not about competition or winning? Hey steroid breath, why should I care?
What is the worst beauty or health product or regime you have ever tried? I answered one of those ads “stay hard for two days.” It was before the “four hour warning”. That woman brought in at least five of her friends. I mean each day. Every time she yelled, “Next” I cringed. I didn’t know until years later how much she had charged those dames.
What is your mind-bender of choice? Smirnoff. Shaken not stirred.
What part of your physical body has changed the most in the past 10 years? I’m 258. My body lost all shape at 240. But since I still talk the talk and walk the walk, chicks dig me. Hey, I was gonna say “blow me”. I upgraded.
Ok, I checked!
Traditional Scorpio Traits:
Determined and forceful
Emotional and intuitive
Powerful and passionate
Exciting and magnetic
On the dark side….
If you are a spiritual person, what is your favorite ritual or part of church service? “Go for the Mass has ended.”
What rebellious act have you committed? Did you hear the one about the farmer’s daughter? Well, … oops. I’ve already got the warning. I’d hate the boot.
What is your favorite first date activity? A blowjob. You know like any average guy.
Would you rather go to a movie, a concert, or the theater? I think the right concert would win. Are the Counting Crows in town?
What will you be doing when you are 75 years old? I will be holding my 69 year old lady’s hand.
Have you considered (or when you were single), having a one night stand? Me? If it lasted longer, that was something to write home about. I swear to god, what “I am a virgin” meant in your teens is what “This is my first time with sex on the first date” is to your thirties and beyond. Thanks for reading this crap. We’re back with Crazy Sam.
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