Harriet explains today’s meme:
Today’s meme is The Top Ten Repeated Meme Questions. You know, the questions that we see always popping up in memes all over the place. This is your chance to have fun answering them. Choose a cartoon character, celebrity or someone in the news to answer them as. For example, if you are a fan of Homer Simpson, answer the questions as if you are really Homer.
Thanks to our weekend memes, and others, for providing us with the wonderful question. Have fun.
Who are you answering these as? Bud Weiser. That’s what happens when you read the fucking rules after you’ve done it.
3. When was the last time you cried? When I started this meme.
5. When was the last time you laughed? I’m not a funny guy. I’m very serious. So, never.
7. Are you sarcastic? Never. And blow me.
8. What was the last big ticket item that you purchased? A ticket to the wrap party for the demise of The Dating Profiles Meme.
9. What’s your favorite movie? Mary Poppins.
10. Use six words to describe yourself. Self centered, delusional, self absorbed, multi-personality-ish, weird and sexy. In that exact order. Oh, and I never read the fucking instructions until it is too late. Peace. We’re back Wednesday.
Sorry we were late for the party, again.
We took Monday off instead of Tuesday.
We’re back with Wednesday Wickedness.
Same time. Same blog.