Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme!) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!
The Dating Profile Meme: Someone to Play With
1. I’m divorced 6 years and have no children, and am looking for someone to play with, be friends with and be open to a somewhat committed relationship. Who the fuck thinks like this? This must be about threesomes.
2. I know this is short and sweet, but you really don’t know a person until you talk to them. I generally think you don’t really know someone before you have down and dirty nasty sex. So when are you free?
3. I would love to find someone to grow old with. I have been single for a while now it is is getting very lonely. It is is? Wow wow.
4. I’m one to give long backrubs, massage 
your feet, or just sit and listen. Where exactly do the blowjobs come into play?
5. I have been on my own for a little over 5 years and actually enjoying it more than I thought I would. And you paid to be on this dating site, why?
6. As a born-again Christian, I have quiet time with the 
Lord every morning and evening. Blow me.
7. Hi dont have a pic today but will tomorrow. I know there is one on my PC just dont know how to get it to come up. Kind of like your sex life, no?
8. For beginners I am committed to a healthy and 
active life style. I work out regularly and watch what I eat. No chance, steroid breath. God, I am SO glad that I am not single and unattached. These people scare me.
9. I believe in giving each other the freedom of space and time apart. So, you get together say, once a week, for wild in your face sex?
10. I am looking for a relationship not just a roll 
in the hay. Yea, lady, you all say that. Then on the first date, you go and get naked. Do people really think anyone buys this shit? Thanks for stopping by The Blog. Sam’s Saturday 9 is in this semi-prime blogosphere spot next time.
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>PRICELESS—>"Blow me" after the remark about spending quiet time with the Lord. Bud seriously I almost needed my inhaler. You are HYSTERICAL.Umm..two things frightened me though. The one picture of the girl in the bathroom. The area around her was so filthy and she was touching the floor and ummm happy. I would have needed a Clorox shower after being in that. #2 — Steroid girl. There really are no words for that. Scary is all I can think of.
>Sorry about the deleted post. It posted my long response twice? Weird.
>Jodi-I don't mind a person's religion. But I don't want to hear about it either! Steroid girl was SCARY!