More Than a Bird

Welcome again to S t e al ing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped off this meme from a blogger named Kuda Girl of the blog named Kuda Girl’s Journal. Kuda Girl explains that she ripped it from two bloggers Slay Me Softly and Dragon Fly Lady. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all of us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: Meme of Many Odd Questions, Part One

1. First thing you wash in the shower? The twin’s hair. Their heads are rather accessible.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie? As soon as a get one, I will get back to you. ‘Kay?

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? It really depends on whether her husband keeps going out of town. When I get back to you on the hoodie, I’ll let you know.

4. Do you plan outfits? I’m a guy. We are lucky just to get dressed at all.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? A bit nauseous. It’s probably just this meme.

6. What’s the closest thing to you that’s red? Michelle’s tassels. They look kind of cute on her.

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I had this horrific nightmare that Ringo turned 70 YEARS OLD!!!! Oh, my god. And worst of all Yoko was trying to sing with him. But they did at least keep her mike off. Wait! That wasn’t a nightmare. I saw it on YouTube. Oh, the humanity of it all!

8. Did you meet anybody new today? Not yet, but the day is young.

9. What are you craving right now? Jill Hennessy. I am nothing if not fucking consistent.

10. Do you floss? Yes. I actually like my teeth.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Corned beef. I’m half Irish. Which side? The right.

12. Are you emotional? No. I’m really just in it for the blowjobs.

13. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? I’d rather watch a woman lick it. But maybe that’s just me.

14. Have you ever counted to 1,000? Why the fuck would anyone do that unless at gunpoint?

15. Do you like your hair? I’d say I’m very lucky to still have it at 258 years-old.

16. Do you like yourself? Yes. I actually care a great deal about the people in my life. I can be counted on. I appreciate the friendships I’ve made by writing this silly blog. Don’t tell anyone, but I’m really not much like the self-centered, self-absorbed moron depicted here as “me” on The Blog.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Sure. I

thought he was the worst president in my lifetime, but I always thought he was doing what he thought was right. He was terribly misguided by Cheney, a truly evil man.

18. What are you listening to right now? Is there a fucking law that when you write a meme that you’ve got to ask this question? I must have missed that meeting. I always have music playing. At the moment Five for Fighting are doing Superman.

19. Are your parents strict? I should have known. A fucking two year old wrote this fucker. My folks aren’t very strict anymore. I am 258, after all.

20. Would you go sky diving? No. Not even if you threw a naked woman in.

21. Do you like cottage cheese? About as much as I enjoy skydiving.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity? I used to, but I don’t much anymore. I’ve gotten tired of all their requests for my autograph. Join us for Harriet’s meme tomorrow.

That’s it for today on the WTIT: The Blog.

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20 comments on “More Than a Bird”

>What's the first thing the FT wash on a 258 year old? LOL. your 4 and 5 are right on the money. LOL. Have a great Subday. 🙂

>LOVE your skydiving answer, LOL! Have a great Sunday 🙂

>Thom-My ears. I'm so old I can't hear a thing. 😉

>Nurse E-I found the pic before I answered it!

>Cheney….WAS evil? Still is!!!!My Sunday Stealing is finally up…late today. If you'd like to stop by, you'll need to scroll down a bit on my Sunday post to read my answers….HERE

>Anni-We are giving you a TARDY slip. It may go on your PERMANENT record. 🙂

>Good answers. Especially liked the one about strict parents. Suspect that I'll be having horrific nightmares after that Youtube clip. Have a great Sunday!

>Mark-It was a horror show. Actually, though, whe Paul came out and played with him it was WAY cool…

>What kind of a moron sky dives without a shirt on? Must have been dropping in on a Bush picnic or something.

>She has only tassels on? Hummm.

>hah at the sky diving comments. Happy Stealing Sundayhttp://www.theneatthingsinlife.com/2010/07/sunday-stealing-meme-of-many-odd-questions-part-one/

>Have you seen the YouTube clip of Sir Paul serenading the Birthday Drummer with (what else?) "Birthday?" It's pretty wonderful.Some day Jill will realize what we have all secretly suspected — that you're really a sweetheart. And then it will be too late. Oh, the humanity!