WTIT: The Blog

On Thursday WTIT: The Blog does a meme called Thursday Thunks that has been written by Berleen and Kimber. Now we’ve been added as part of the mix. What we’ve promised to Kimber and Berleen is that on our turn, we’d write my questions within the spirit of Thunks. All the meme questions are in bold.

The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of my rocking tan I’ve got going and the number 45.

Driver’s Ed. Demon #1 is taking it right now. Did you pass your driver’s test the first time you took it? Test? No, I never took the test since I don’t drive. I became a famous Tape Radio DJ at 15. Mr driver Hamied has been with me a LONG time.

You are sitting outside on your deck in your comfy lawn chair, feet are up and the temp outside is perfect. There are no bugs to bite you and ruin the night… it’s peaceful and all you can hear is the birds singing and an occasional cricket. What’s in your hand? My lady’s hand. Perfection is meant to be shared with someone you love. And there’s a glass of Smirnoff in the other hand, of course.

How many graduation parties and weddings do you have to attend this summer? Ok.. how many are you invited to? One. My half sister is getting married in August. She only invited me to half the wedding.

There is no other choice in the matter – you must transform into a different race, but the catch is that you get to pick which race. What will you now be? The Indianapolis 500.

Someone once said that the grass isn’t greener on the other side… are you jealous of your neighbor’s lawn? I live in a fucking apartment. You do the math. I am partial however to my neighbor’s wife. But usually he is the one that is jealous. He so overreacts when he catches us naked. A bit of a prude, if you ask me.

Bud is walking along a beach barefooted and steps on a piece of glass buried deep in the sand. His foot is bleeding… does he cry, swear or stomp around on his other foot? Who is this fucktard and why would I give a shit? Oh. That “Bud”. Never mind…

I’m gonna take you fishing… are you going to be a whiney baby and not bait your own hook and when you catch a fish am I gonna have to take it off the hook for you? There better be strippers.

From a Facebook friend: When asked what would you bring with you to a deserted island, why doesn’t anyone answer “a boat”? Because everyone wants to boink Ginger or Marianne.

Hamburger buns – sesame seeds or not? Are you planning a cookout, Berleen? My invite must have got lost in the mail.

From Demon #1: What’s your favorite flavor of water? Au natural, just like I like my women. And of course I said that so I could post this pic. I am nothing if not self aware.

Eclipse is coming out this month… are you going to see it? Only if it appears in my living room on my HDTV. Enjoy your day. Thanks for stopping by. We’re back with that Dating Profiles thing.