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Welcome to Wednesday Wickedness on WTIT: The Blog. This meme appealed to us because of a twist in its concept. Each week Janera Jepson (its host) picks a celebrity. She digs up ten quotes from the person and asks her questions based on the quotes. Who would think someone would do something original? We didn’t see that coming. Anyway, she is a friend of Crazy Sam, so we are on board. Let’s do it. The quotes and meme questions are in bold.

Wednesday Wickedness: Frank Sinatra

1. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” How often do you drink alcohol? Only after 5 o’clock. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, right?

2. “The best revenge is massive success.” Have you ever gloated or wanted to over success? Yes. When I got that Google warning I called everyone I know. I said, “Hey muthafucker, you wouldn’t believe who got a Google warning!”

3. “You gotta love livin’, baby, ‘cause dyin’ is a pain in the [butt].” What do enjoy most about your life? I’m a man of simple pleasures. I love the threesomes.

4. “I’m not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I’m not looking for the secret to life…. I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.” Do you ever overthink a situation in your life? No. Some would say I don’t spend much time thinking at all.

5. “I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life, a man who had good friends, fine family – and I don’t think I could ask for anything more than that, actually.” Tell us about your best friend. His name is Happy. He’s my virtual dog. I don’t have to walk or feed him, but boy do we have great times. He loves hiding in my wallet!

6. “I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn’t be a staring contest.” How important is intelligence when picking (or having picked) a s/o to you? I’m a guy. We prefer big breasts.

7. “I drink to the confusion of our enemies.” What’s the closest situation that you’ve had to dealing with an enemy? If this question made even the least bit of sense I would attempt to answer it.

8. “Orange is the happiest color.” What’s your favorite color? Blow me.

9. “Dare to wear the foolish clown face.” Are you ever a clown? No. I am a very serious guy. I’d tell you more, but the French twins are waiting for me to finish this fucker.

10. “Don’t get even, get mad.” Have you ever tried getting even? No. I actually think that wishing harm or bad things to someone that has done you wrong is wrong on a variety of levels. I guess it’s a karma thing with negative energy. Instant Karma’s gonna get you. Happy Hump Day. Join us on Thunking.