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Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play thismeme with Judd and click on theofficial Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped off this meme from a blogger named Demonaduerre from the blog Because I Still Love You. He does not remember where he grabbed it.. But it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all of us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Just Because Meme

1. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up. The French twins are over. I can see the top of Michelle’s head. Or is it MaBelle? I’ll get back to you in a bit. There’s a Smirnoff glass, from last night. Some woman’s panties are on my chair. Somewhere there’s a woman catching a breeze. There’s the iPod playing Barry White’s Can’t Get Enough of Your Love. It always puts Michelle in the mood. Or is it MaBelle? Number five are the blinds. It’s way too light in here. I really should have slept last night, I guess.

2. How do you style your hair? How often do you cut it? Kathy convinced me to shave my beard off. Now she’s talking about that debonair bald look. I swear at this rate she’ll get me to dive into a Nair tank.

3. What are you wearing now? Well, I usually wear my WTIT thong but my neighbor’s wife borrowed it when her husband stopped over so he wouldn’t think she was naked. It wasn’t her brightest plan. Man does that dude can get pissed. I’m wearing my Abbey Road tee shirt and a smile.

4. What’s your occupation? Do you like it? I’m still keeping Massachusetts safe from sobriety. I’m also learning how to make drinkable coffee for my lady. She actually threw a can of Maxwell House at me. I can take a subtle hint. I now serve her Dunkin’ Donuts fresh roast.

5. When was the last time that you took a nap? Was there a special reason? I don’t usually take naps. But I do pass out on occasion.

6. Who was the last person you hugged romantically? Can I get three guesses?

8. What was the last full meal that you ate? I took my lady to the nicest restaurant in the area. It’s called Jonathan Pasco’s. I had very well done prime rib that I ordered rare. The waitress apologized profusely. The good part was when I got the check. My meal was comped.

9. What was the last email that you received? I got this ad about some little blue pills that can increase my genital package’s stamina. Wow. Who knew?

10. What one website do you always visit when you go online? I still go to Random Boredom everyday. I keep think maybe she’d let me back in. I guy can dream can’t he?

11. What was the last significant thing you bought? My son, the rock star’s new EP. The band is So Long Davey. Please do yourself a favor and download it from Amazon. Click here.

12. What musical artist did you not get at first, but then became a fan? Hootie and the Blowjobs.

13. What do you think about before you go to bed last night? I had company. You do the math.

14. What was the last CD you bought? John Mayer’s Battle Studies.

15. What is your favorite weather, and why? What’s the weather like today? I hate giving fucking weather reports. Can I just do the sports report?

16. If you could have a special artistic talent, what would it be? I’ve always wanted to have better penmanship when I pee my name in the snow.

17. Did you watch the Idol 9 finale? If yes, what are your thoughts? Yes. Thoughts? Lee won. Simon said goodbye. In three more questions I’ll say bye.

18. What’s something you’d like to say to someone right now? I’d like to say to Kathy that I could not love her more. yet, I will. I will love her more tomorrow. Can you hang on a sec? Thanks. She’s right here. Now she knows.

19. Any special plans for this (holiday in the States) weekend? Kathy and I are having a massive cookout. The twins be here. I love watching them eat wieners.

20. Besides your current S/O, who was the last person that you loved romantically? Jill Hennessy. Shhhh. Kathy doesn’t know about her.