Welcome to Monday Mayhem! The place where nothing matters and we can all have fun on a Monday. Every week is something different. Today’s meme is the Gimme Your Best Response Meme. For each of the prompts, provide us with your best answer. All the meme questions are in bold.
Monday Mayhem: Gimme Your Best Response Meme
1. Are you putting on weight? You face looks fat. Your face looks ugly. I can lose weight. Try losing ugly.
2. You should wash your clothes in the expensive detergent. What you are using is not working. You should wash your body with better soap.
3. Are you sure you should be eating that piece of cake? You sure you like your nose?
4. You shouldn’t be friends with that person. I knew you had no clue about friendship.
5. That shirt is not the right color for you. Great. Buy me a new one. Surprise me.
6. Why would you work at that crappy job? You are confusing me with someone who’d actually want your opinion.
7. You’re not cutting your steak correctly. This is how you should be doing it. Better yet, you do it. I’d love to watch.
8. Is that all you do all day is sit on your computer? Harriet told me that everybody does it.
9. You should use Pledge on the dust in your house. You should use Pledge on the dust in your brain.
10. When are you going to get married/have kids/get divorced (choose which one relates to you)? I’d have to get pregnant first.
11. I’m thinking about staying at your house for 2 weeks for my vacation. I’ll be away then, no matter when you schedule it.
12. When you are at the store will you get me 2 pounds of bananas and some bread? Oh, and here is some money so you can buy my mother some eggs, prunes and Depends. I’ll need separate receipts of course. Blow me. And I mean that in the nicest way.
We will take a day off and return Wednesday.
We will joining the next
edition of Wednesday Wickedness.
Unless she throws us out, too.
Same time. Same blog.
LOL Nice answers! Love the picture with the last response.
Harriet really gets around I tell ya. I also liked 10 LOL. Have a great Monday
I do get around…Blow me- Suck me– that's a good one.Thanks for playing.
Kimber-I got a kick out of it. Thanks!
Thom-Harriet is the boss!
Harriet-My pleasure…
lmao. The first one was awesomely funny. Nice one i can lose weight you can't lose ugly loving it. You have funny and great responses I like it. Thanks for the laugh.http://www.tsangreqz.com/2010/05/monday-mayhem-gimme-you-best-response.html
Nice shirt! #5
GMama-Thanks! I'm glad you stopped by…
Kath-I thought you'd like that…
Stick with your answer to #12 and you'll never have to worry about #11. :)Getting around kinda late so why waste a "Happy Monday"? Have a great Tuesday, instead.
Ace-I try to do post on my timetable. So, I do Mayhem on a Monday. But the later the better…
monday seems to be snark day from what i have read so far…and that includes mine.
Hodgepodge-It was a snarky meme!