Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme!) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!
1. It’s hard for me to describe myself, I think I probably see myself much differently than others do, but hey, always up to the challenge. You think you probably do? I like your strong convictions. I really do.
2. I am shy but outgoing, timid but strong, a loner but loves to be around people. So, I am from Earth, where’s your home planet?
3. I am very educated, not necessarily from a collegiate accomplishment level as I am street wise and in tune with my surroundings, making me more often comfortable than anxious. Ahhh, street wise. Same as college but without all that pesky studying.
4. I have spent a lot of time alone for the last few years because I took a good look and did not like who I saw anymore so I took the time out to get to know myself and change those values and attitudes I did not like and made sure the change was what is me. Is it me or did we find the capital of Morondumb?
6. I don’t have any tolerance for intolerance so no “isms” or “phobias” allowed. I hate fucking rules. That’s probably why I get thrown out a lot.
7. Like the mountains, deserts, ‘rock collecting” is something my grandfather got me into. Rock collecting? Do the thrills ever stop?
9. I’m as natural as country so I do not put up with nonsense. Just enjoy being HAPPY. You don’t put up with nonsense, you create it. Bravo.
10. I hate going to bed n sleeping alone. It’s always hard to get a man to get into bed. We’re more into cuddling. So many women will want to keep us up by giving blowjobs. It’s no wonder guys are timid.
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