Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.
Saturday 9: Kicks (Keep Getting Harder to Find)
1. As you get older, do you find that kicks are harder to find? I think the older you get th
e more that you know yourself. So, you stop getting talked into shit that you know you’ll hate. Besides, I am a man of simply pleasures. Give me a naked woman or two and I’m fine for hours. Sometimes days.
2. Who is your favorite relative and why? My 
weird Uncle Fred. Boy, did he love to party. Anytime he’d see a bunch of cars he’d pull over. I’d ask what we were doing. He’d say “It’s a party. Follow my lead.” We’d knock on the door and Fred would go into a long winded story as to why we were late. They’d get him a drink so he’d stop talking. The crazy thing was that it worked every time.
3. Who is the most important person in your life? I gotta choose? Fuck that. I’ll go with my weird Uncle Fred. No one gets upset when I pick someone that I made up.
4. Name one thing you used to do that you are not proud of. I used to sleep with married women. I was so ashamed of it. So, I had a decision to make. A crossroads if you will. So, while I still sleep with married women, now I’m proud of it.
5. Tell us about the furthest you’ve ever 
been from what you consider “home”. Abbey Road in London. The boys in the band need a hand. I mean with the groupies. I can’t sing a fucking note. I did tell them that if they’d cross the street the other way it would look better. Hey, for my friends, I always have their backs.
6. Who would you want to be locked in a room with 
for 24 hours? I guess I’ll go with the French twins here. They get testy if they don’t get a mention. We’re do for a game of strip slap-jack anyway. What’s that? Oh no. Strip poker is a bit complicated for them.
7. What are you doing this weekend?
I am spending most of it with my girlfriend. And no you can’t come over. And no you cannot watch the video either.
8. Other than your own, whose car were you in last? I love a riveting question. I think it was my neighbors. He was in town and his wife thought he’d 
catch us at my place. This plan was asinine from the onset. The guy ran out of smokes. He asked why her head was in my lap. I said that she was looking for something. Had we been at my place and he needed Marlboros I doubt he would have stopped in.
9. Tell us about the last compliment that you’ve received. I was told that this was the best think that she ever sucked on. Hey, I can give a lady a Popsicle. What did you think I meant? Oh right. No wonder I got thrown out of Random Dozen.
Enjoy your weekend.
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You really had me going for a second on #4…then I got to the end of your answer and I seriously laughed out loud. Good for you for being proud of sleeping with married women! 🙂
I know- orange ones are the best (oooppppps I almost said blow).
You mean you sleep with your wife? She is a married woman too. Bud, you are such a riot. Always trying to shock us! Have a great Sunday!hugsshakira
Annette-I'm too old and stubborn to change!
Harriet-I do love that photo. If guys like me weren't so bad, it wouldn't be so funny! I think…
Sh@KiR@CK-I've left wives behind. The last one disappeared in 1998. I'd be lass shocking if I didn't make SO much stuff up! 🙂
Such an imagination, Bud. And how good of you to give the Twins a shout-out. Have a great weekend!
ACK…you mean you got thrown out of Random Dozen? How dare they. Yeah this should have been Saturday 8 this week…good old uncle Fred 🙂 I was getting worried there for a minute about The French Twins. You guess you'll go with them? Your slipping my friend. LOL Have a great Saturday 🙂
oh i'm so glad you are now PROUD of sleeping with married women!!!! that must have been hard for you – no pun intended – lolhugs 🙂
Allison-They appreciate your support…
Thom-Yes I got a LONG email from Random Dozen saying I was corrupting their reader…
Stef-It beats shame by a lot…
Your Uncle Fred sound like some who use to stop by our parties… Hmmm
Diana-I thought I recognized you!
How is Uncle Fred these days? And here's a little Beatle trivia for you — Did you ever meet Francie Schwartz when you were at Abbey Road?
Gal-You got me there…
Francie Schwartz was a budding film maker who showed up at Apple with a lot of story ideas to pitch and ended up in Macca's bed on the fateful morning that Jane Asher came home a day early from her Shakespearean tour. OOPS! She didn't last long, though. Was displaced by a certain blonde American photographer. Francie got pissed and wrote a book. Can't remember the name of it, but she had the temerity to dash my dreams by saying Paul wasn't all that terrific in bed. Oh well, I justify that heinous claim of hers by saying 1) All those drugs had to have an impact and 2) he's only as good as what he had to work with, you wretched bitch. (I take my Paulie fantasy very seriously.)
Gal-She certainly doesn't sound worth much effort. I think that someone thinks they could sleep with someone once and get it is rather silly. Keep your fantasy! And thanks for teaching me a thing or two…