2. Tell us of a news story that truly shocked you. Sarah Palin after criticizing Obama’s teleprompter routine, was caught writing on her hand for talking points. I know I should not have been shocked. But, could she be a bigger moron?
3. What was your very first job? My dad was in the hotel business. My first job was working maintenance for him. I sucked. So I got promoted to the coffee shop. I sucked. So I got promoted to a desk clerk. To the shock of everyone, including me, I was a great desk clerk.
4. What characteristics do you despise? You mean like being pompous, arrogant, selfish, petty, sexist, racist, fuctardian or dishonest? None of them. I expect people to be obnoxious. I am seldom surprised.
5. To where would you retire? The French twins apartment.
7. How do you release anger? I do it right here, even though I can be a jerk. I broke up with a girlfriend who I knew still reads my blog. I said some mean ass shit about her that was neither warranted or fair. Those words I truly regret.
8. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Me? Never, asshole.
9. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? My humility. But when you are as great as I am, it’s hard to be humble.
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