WTIT: The Blog

On Thursday The WTIT Blog does a meme called Thursday Thunks written by Berleen and Kimber. We always have a good time with them. So we are back again! All the meme questions are in bold.

Thurday Thunks: Coffins, Citrus, Raped Pipe And Much More!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the color of a clear blue sky and the number 1142010.

1. Build It Yourself Coffin Kits. Creepy, interesting, cost effective, your new hobby? Oh, new hobby by lots. There’s nothing like the feeling your doing something special and cost effective for a dead person. In fact I met the French twins at a funeral where they had built the coffin. I’ve never seen Michelle or MaBelle prouder. I’m sure their uncle appreciated it! I mean as much as a dead guy could.

2. Can you blow up a balloon under water? If there is gonna be a blow job underwater, what do you need the balloon for?

3. Why do you think when naming citrus fruit they simply named an orange the color it is? Holy shit. You took a six week hiatus and came back to ask us this? Best guess? Because “lemon” was already taken.

4. Insanity Cafe’s topic of the day on Tuesday was this article. Have you ever known someone to do something embarrassingly stupid like that? No. But I imagine most guys who get their schlongs caught in an metal object don’t do a lot of talking about it.

5. If you got stranded high on a mountain in the snow, how many snowmen would you make? Would you name them and talk to them? Not even at gunpoint.

6. Have you ever tripped and fell while walking up the stairs? Even when sober. I was a fairly klutzy kid. While sometimes I am anxious to get upstairs with someone, I’m never in that big of a hurry. At 16, you think you may never screw again, so you run up the fuckers.

7. If you were to make your own currency what would it look like, what would you call it and would you give some to your fellow Thursday Thunkers? Of course. What I didn’t share with Thunkers I’d give to charity.
8. Have you ever made a Mr. Potato Head from a real potato? Yes and it was amazing. Well, not so much amazing as equally tedious. It’s good to have you guys back!