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Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger named Linda (A good friend of ours!) at the blog Are We There Yet??. Linda changed the meme a bit and so did we. She states that Sandy of Traveling Bells passed on the meme with a blog award called the Over the Top Award. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing! Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Over The Top Meme

Part One – Describe:

Your hair? It’s brown. Some gray. On my head. We are off and running to a spectacular start.

Your mother? She won’t read my blog. She told my cousin that while I’m funny, I swear too fucking much. Who knew? I mean besides Google.

Your father? I am not sure if he was the mailman or a bartender. I’ll get back to you. Oh. really? I don’t give a shit either.

Your favorite food? Bite me.

Your dream last night? I dreamt that I was in bed with Jill Hennessy and her twin sister. They were begging me not to post their pictures. So HA! I’m posting them. (I hope the French twins don’t get pissed.)

Your favorite drink? Smirnoff. Is this a trick question?

Your dream/goal? I think it is extremely important to have sound and reasonable goals. I want a night with Julia Roberts. But not on a Wednesday night. The twins cook for me on Hump Day.

The room are you in? A padded one. They only let me blog, eat and drink.

Your hobby? Avoiding any physical labor. I am excellent at my hobby.

Your fear? That I will wake up and Obama was a dream. If I had to look at W’s face ever again, I’d hurl.

Your TV? It’s as 50 inch Samsung HDTV. And no you can’t come over to watch the game. Unless you are a hot naked woman. Then, I’d make an exception. What do you mean, “duh”?

Your Pets? I have my dog Happy. Yes I know he’s just an avatar, but it’s all I can handle.

Friends? I’ve had a few. But then again too few to mention. I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption. I planned each chartered course each careful step along the by-way. And more, much more than this, I did it my way. Oh. “Regrets I had a few”? Never mind, then.

Your life? I’ve loved, I’ve laughed, and cried. I’ve had my fill, my share of losing and now, as tears subside I find it all so amusing. To think I did all that and may I say, not in a shy way, “Oh no, oh no, not me, I did it my way”

Your mood? I’m in a New York State of mind.

If you’re missing someone? It’s is SO hard to miss anyone since the advent of facebook. I swear I’ve had a ton of lovers, some back to my 20’s, contact me. I can’t wait to find out who’s coming next. So to speak.

Your best friend? He’s Harvey Wallbanger who lives in Atlanta. He stayed with me for a week in September. Four weeks ago he came back for a month. He’s got some issues that he is working on. The funny thing though is that by having him around I’ve worked out a few of my own.

Part Two – The Where’s?

Where do you want to be in 6 years? In the exact same life that I currently enjoy. But with even more women.

Where were you last night? I had a first date that went very well. Sex on the first date is a blast! But why the fuck she hadn’t told me about her husband is anybody’s guess. He seems to have an anger management problem if you ask me.

Where did you grow up? West Hartford, Connecticut, USA. I walked five miles in the snow uphill to and from school.

One place that I go to over and over? That would be the French twins’ place. Michelle and MaBelle are great hosts.

Your favorite place to eat out? At the Y. I know it’s a fucking old joke, but it’s all I’ve got.

Wish list items? Amazon. Where else? Geez.

Last time you laughed? Two minute’s ago right here. Harvey is a funny fucker.

Last time you cried? At home watching Monday Night Football. It was the day the music died.

Part Three – The What’s?

Something that you aren’t? Phony. Here you get the straight poop and nothing but the poop.

Last thing you did? This meme. Idiot’s write these fuckers.

What are you wearing? A big smile.

Something you’re not wearing? A condom. But the day’s young.

Your favorite store? Why anybody could possibly care about this is beyond me. Congrats, Judd. We’ve asked the fucking stupidest meme question of all week. Well, What the Hell Wednesday did forget to publish.