Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.
1. Do you think it was important to send a man to the moon? Besides owing all modern day technology, all things computer, the internet and even the transistor radio to the space program? No, not particularly.
2. What is your biggest fear? I have nothing to fear but fear itself. Oh, fuck that shit. I have a fear about a first date tonight. I mean the fear of not having sex, part. No guy wants to wait till the second date.
3. If someone hung a sign around your neck today, what would it say and why? “I hope I get laid tonight.” However, don’t you think that would rather decrease my chances?
4. What is the longest line that you’ve stood in and was it worth it? I don’t do lines. True story: I was with an incredibly attractive woman recently who wanted us to go across the street to another club. When we got there I saw the line. She said it was worth the wait, a great place. I said goodbye. No woman is that hot.
5. As the holidays approach, what song are looking forward to hearing again? Oh fuck off. Don’t rush me into the Christmas season. OK, John Lennon’s Happy Xmas (War is Over). I know that you are shocked by that choice.
6. Whose music do you think is the most important of your generation’s? The Beatles. Another shocker, eh? I love current rock. But nothing has had the impact of John, Paul, George and Richard.
7. Do you find it is hard to be kind to strangers? Give an example. Naked female strangers are easy to be kind to. What do you mean that’s a freakin’ bad example?
8. When do usually lose your patience? No sex on the first date comes to mind. Oh, and being married. I’m not great at that either. Really, you can ask any of my ex-wives.
9. Is there a book that you’re dying to see as a movie? They make books into movies? Wow. Who knew? Oh. And what’s a book?
Enjoy your weekend.
i always found that the anticipation of sex on the first date was more exciting than the act itself. which is why we all hope for a 2d date – to prove ourselves!you're still tops in my book! hey i can dream can't i????hugs,
LOL…no sex on the first date. You can hold back that long? LOL. Have a great Saturday 🙂
I went to a store the other day and they had their Christmas decorations up and they were playing Christmas music. I turned around and got out of there so fast…
Love the sign, Bud. 😉
Stef-You do have a good point. But I think I prefer the actual sex. Go figure? 🙂
Thom-Of course not… 🙂
Diana-I am so with you. And I have to be in retail liquor stores all day. So I have to stay…
Allison-I know the truth, though…
I totally agree with you on #6 – you can't beat the Beatles for major musical impact!
You mean the twins have never read to you???Here's mine: Man on the Moon
Linda-I knew you'd understands!
Jayne-I don't even know IF they can read. It hasn't come up. 😉
i love Beatles, too!funny answers :-)!
Fat Chance Bud- way too funny.Have fun 🙂
That's my other favorite Christmas song. I love that the Smothers Brothers sing in the chorus; it always makes me laugh.And…yeah, books. Way to annoy a librarian. 😉
Cecile-Great taste. Thanks!
Harriet-I'm glad you approved!
Cat.-Oops on the books part. My bad! 🙂
You are a flippin hoot! Love it! Not getting laid on the first date…? Well..in my 20's I think I thought the same……looking forward to reading your "pieces of prose"…but there is one book you should read..for real.. it is called.."I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL" You would love it!!!
Gyps-Thanks for the compliment & recommendation!