Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger named Vicki at the blog Lady Mama. She states that she found it at Deborah’s blog, Devil’s Workshop. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing! Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Tell Me About Yourself Meme

1. When is your birthday? November 3rd. You must have forgot to send that gift.

2. Where were you born? In a hospital.

3. Where do you live now? In the WTIT Studio. You didn’t think I was still at the hospital, did you?

4. What is your heritage? I go back to the original Weisers who traveled here on the Mayflower. My great-great-great not so great-great grandparents, Knot Weiser and his wife Abbit Weiser came over because they were friends with Chris Columbus and he had said nice things about the place.

5. Tell us about a weakness. Kryptonite really does a number on me.

6. What’s a goal that you’d like to achieve? At the moment finishing this very lame meme will do.

7. What is the most overused internet phrase? LOL. Especially when usually there is nothing funny about what that fucker just said.

8. What was your first thought this morning? “What is her name?” You gotta give it your best guess when she awakes.

9. When do you usually go to bed? Usually once her blouse is off is about right.

10. Do you smoke? If not, did you ever? No. Yes. Why?

11. Do you like your current relationship status? I’m thrilled. I’m single. What, you’re not shocked? Thanks for bringing it up. You can never remind me enough about my lack of status.

12. Do you (or did you) get along with your parents? Yes. No. Why?

13. How often do you drink alcohol? Only when there is a state of emergency. Fortunately, there is a constant state of emergency.

14. Have you ever tried drugs (that weren’t prescribed)? You’d have to be an idiot. I don’t mean to try the drugs, but to admit it on the freakin’ internet. So, never. Mama raised no fools.

15. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? If yes, do tell. Yes. Tell? We took our clothes off. We swam. Did those details excite you or what?

16. If given the choice, how would you like to die? What the fuck? This meme is worse than lame. Judd, we are getting very consistent. We steal the worst meme each and every Sunday.

17. What did you want to be when you grew up? A lame meme thief. I think I’ve accomplished that.

18. Have you ever been dumped? Of course. You might not have realized it, but I can be a tad sarcastic. When she asked me, “Do I look fat in this?” I generally said, “Of course. It does hide some of it though.”

19. What’s on your pizza? We have hit a new high in lows. Who the fuck cares?

20. Have you ever shoplifted? No. I just steal fuctardian memes. And trust me, no one wants them back. We’ll try better next week. We probably won’t succeed, but we will try.

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger named Sarah at the blog Lady Mama. She states that Party Mummy (she did not provide a link) insisted she do the meme. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing! Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Party Mummy Meme

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you. Lulu. She was a pop singer from Scotland that had a couple of hits. She was briefly married to a Maurice Gibbs of the Bee Gees. My theory is they divorced after she saw their Sgt. Pepper movie. Her biggest hit was the title track to the movie To Sir With Love. She also appeared in it. And don’t you love her go-go boots?

2. Where was your first kiss? On the mouth.

3. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? If yes, why? Hit on, a lot of times. A day. Hit? Not ever.

4. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? When? I used to do karaoke back in its heyday. I’m not a great singer, but I used to change the words and make the lyrics fairly filthy. I know. You are shocked as shit.

5. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex? The ta-tas. Not that this is the truth, but I do have an image to maintain. The answer is actually the eyes. They are the window to the soul. And you are not buying any of my shit today.

6. What really turns you off? Conservative Republicans. Listening to them criticize Obama for the bailouts when Bush and their party started that mess makes me want to hurl. I recently had a first date that said that she admired Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh. Shockingly, I never asked her out again.

7. What is your biggest mistake? Which marriage should I pick?

8. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? This is an all time stupid meme question. If you are sick enough to do that crap, you are certainly not going to share the fact in a fucking meme. Hey Judd, we still suck at this.

9. Say something totally random about yourself. Last night was Harvey Wallbanger’s last night in town. His friend Karen came over. Somehow I mentioned the fact that in seahorses it is the male who carries the eggs. Harvey was shocked. I said, “What you never saw seahorse porn?” About an hour later another woman showed up. Harvey’s first question to her when she sat down was whether she had seen seahorse porn.

10. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? I was once told I looked like Mel Gibson. You can only imagine how drunk that bimbo was.

11. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? Unless you had kids, who the fuck would do this? Oh. Right. VERY stoned people.

12. Are you comfortable with your height? Another fucking thriller of a question. Yes.

13. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? I’m a guy. Are you fucking kidding me? Romance? Really? We are really just in it for the blowjobs.

14. When do you know it’s love? When you really still want to be with the woman after the blowjob.

15. What’s something that really annoys you? Ex-girlfriends that just won’t go away. Recently one has manipulated someone to get messages to me. It was SO bad that I lost that friend. But she is the real problem. She may read this. So I have two words for her. Go away. Oh, and the French twins weighed in on this, too.