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Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger named Apryl from the blog Meridian Ariel. Apryl explains that the questions were compiled by her from a few different memes floating about. So she stole it from lots of people. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing! Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Halloween Meme

1. What is your favorite written work of horror fiction? Terror Tales of the Twins. It has so many twists and turns it is a must read.

2. What is your favorite work of science fiction/fantasy? Brave New World of Breasts. Will mankind fall for the Nipple Distraction tactic?

3. Who is your favorite monster? Barney. He scares the shit of me. So he’s my fave. No monster is that nice.

4. What is your favorite Horror movie? Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds. I never looked at my pet parakeet the same way again.

5. What horror movie gives you the most chills? This meme bites. How can you keep asking the same fucking question?

6. What character from any horror film would you most like to play? I would not be surprised if we never had anyone play Sunday Stealing ever again.

7. Freddy or Jason? Fuck off.

8. What is your favorite Halloween treat? It ain’t a fucking Halloween horror meme. Trust me on this.

9. Ghosts or goblins? Witches or Warthogs? Your turn.

10. Friendly-faced jack-o’-lantern or scary one? Just make me a pie please.

11. What is your scariest encounter with the paranormal? The time that my dead uncle Fred showed up at my door with hookers. For a dead guy it was a creative approach.

12. Do you believe in ghosts? Why or why not? I believe in Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze.

13. Would you rather be a zombie, alien, or psycho? You’ve met my ex-wives I see.

14. Favorite Halloween costume? My neighbor’s wife dressed as a Playboy Playmate last year. That was very hot. At least until her husband came home.

15. Best thing about Halloween? Sexy Halloween costumes.

16. Person in your family who most likes Halloween (not counting yourself)? My dog Happy. You might remember he’s a virtual dog. So his costumes sorta suck.

17. Are you superstitious? No. Knock on wood.

18. Share an unusual Halloween story. When my kids were young, the fathers in the neighborhood all got together to bring them around on Halloween. One year it was really cold. Someone brought 100 proof Rumple Minze. It was not a brilliant plan. We stumbled around the neighborhood. How our kids lived through this is anybody’s guess.

19. What did you do for Halloween as a kid? You are really annoying. Who cares?

20. What’s the best Halloween party that you’ve attended? The party after that Rumple Minze. We played “Guess Who’ll Pass Out Next…”