All Men Are Idiots

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.

Saturday 9: Lie to Me1. Can you tell when someone is lying to you? Yes. In my experience most people lie all the time. While it is unusually to get the truth, on those rare occasions I usually can spot it.

2. Tell us about one of your flaws. Do you live with it or try to correct it? You’re asking a guy who sleeps with his neighbor’s wife for a flaw? For some reason, I can live with this type of flaw. My neighbor’s flaw is his temper. At this point, I really don’t understand his problem. It’s not like I’m doing his wife while he’s actually in town or around. Unless of course he goes to the store. Then all bets are off.

3. When was the last time you laughed hard and what struck you as funny? A couple of weeks ago my neighbor came home a day early from his trip to London. His wife had run to the market and I was sleeping in his bed. He thought it was her and climbed in. I really don’t know who was more surprised. I started laughing uncontrollably. His reaction was a tad different. He’s a strange dude.

4. Tell us about a time when you should have tried harder. An ex-girlfriend from five or six years ago recently called and was feeling no pain. She said, “I know we broke up after I said no to a threesome. I’m drunk and I’m with my friend Marsha. Do you want us to come over?” I asked, “Is Marsha my only choice?” She got pissed and hung up. Some people, you know? Anyway, I should have tried harder that night. Marsha would have been just fine.

5. If you won the lottery, what would you buy first? There’s a brothel in Reno I’ve had my eye on.

6. What movie do you know every word to? Debbie Does The Muppets. I can do all the muppet voices, too!

7. What was the best thing that happened to you this week? I found out my best friend, Harvey Wallbanger is coming in from Atlanta for a full month. We had such a blast on my vacation, he’s returning.

Bud & Harvey in Gatewood Studio 2009

8. What was the worst thing that happened to you this week? I found out that Harvey is staying at my place for that month. I know Harvey doesn’t read this blog anymore. But if he does, then I was kidding here. (That sounded sincere, right?)

9. What do you think is the biggest difference between men and women? I was going to say “breast size” and then realized this was not still Thursday Thunks. Some unknown author once wrote on this subject, “First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — He refers to it as “the time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis. When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends and she will write a poem titled ‘All Men Are Idiots.’ Then she will get on with her life.

A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:30 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, ‘I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life and I’ll never forgive you and I hate you and you’re a total whore. But I want you to know there’s always a chance for us.’ This is known as the I Hate You/I Love You – Drunken Phone Call. 99% of all men have placed at least one such call. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need. Alas, these classes rarely prove effective.” I can’t improve upon that.

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16 comments on “All Men Are Idiots”

Does Harvey know the Twins and your neighbor's wife are off limits?

(Glad you liked the video of John Pinette..He really is hysterical! The entire thing is funny. There are bits & pieces of both his DVDs on YouTube. One is "I Say Nay Nay" and the other is "I'm Starvin" if you want to look him up.)

JOdi-
Yes I set the rules on Wednesday! 🙂 Pinette is a riot…

Hilarious!

Ann-
Thanks!

Well I hope you and Harvey have a good time even though he's staying at your place! Oh, and you're right "All Men ARE Idiots" but we women love you all anyway!