Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!
Dreams and desires with me the person who will be always love to me, both happiness and the love, filled our house. I can’t argue with you. For I haven’t a fucking clue as to what any of that means.
If you are reading this, then you are curious and transgressive. Not really. I just write a rather crazy comedy blog. Sorry. Oh and “throughly” is a fuck of a lot closer to a word than “transgressive”.
I like men who are attentive and polite and not sexually aggressive. Right. And I want to win Powerball.
I’m not very good at “selling” myself. I guess you’ll just have to be the judge. Pass. Perhaps a new job for Paula Abdul.
I want someone who doesn’t need to google to find out why I am a palindrome. Oh, just fuck off.
I’m looking for an honest man. A gentleman that is looking for a LTR. BWAHAHAHAHA! That’s a good one. Oh. You’re serious?
Single mom looking for a rich guy. I have had four men in my life and all have taken everything from me by supporting them. I am looking for someone to support my son and me and get us out my mother’s house. Holy shit. Seriously, holy shit.
My best feature is my eyes. They have always been my favorite feature. Small ta-tas, eh?
This feature was inspired by Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day. Used with permission.