Every now and then Harvey Wallbanger (a fellow WTIT DJ) will e-mail me a joke or comedy video. While while I don’t post jokes a lot, I usually get such a kick out of whatever he sends, that I will share it here (I mean he is not sending it “hoping I’ll post it”. It wouldn’t enter his mind.) Now, he’ll get full credit with his logo and almost everything. If he doesn’t like it, he can tell me Friday. Harvey’s coming home. Watch out, Connecticut. And Massachusetts. Meanwhile,on Harvey’s Match today..
“Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you.”
The nurse replied, “Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.”
“You shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone,” the man said. Then he walked out and waited several minutes before re-entering.
The nurse smiled smugly and said, “Yes?”
“There’s something wrong with my ear.”
The nurse nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. “And what is wrong with your ear, sir?”
“I can’t piss out of it.”
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
The lesson: Don’t mess with seniors, or you’re going to fucking lose.
We will return with Thursday Thunks.
Unless, of course, we get a better offer.
Although, that only happens