Flashing at the Front Door

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold. This week she salutes the unique and great meme, Thursday Thunks. Cheers to Kimber and Berleen…

Saturday 9: Thunking on a Saturday

1. You are walking down a rainy road. There is a five hundred dollar bill on the road. You look around and except for someone a half block away, you are alone. You naturally pick up the bill and put it away. That person approaching stops and says, “I saw you pick up that money. It’s mine.” You ask how much it was. She yells, “Are you calling me a liar?” What do you do? Gee, this is a mind boggler. How hot is the babe that’s yelling? Never mind. I’d still say, “Fuck off.”

2. If I were to inspect your guest bathroom, how would I find it? Go down the hall. It’s the first door on the left.

3. You are given a state of the art bow and arrow. Who or what is your first target (after a lesson or two)? Maybe one of those morons who yell, “I want my country back”. They really mean “I want it back from the black guy.” And the news keeps showing these racist whackos. It might be time to thin the herd.

4. The doorbell rings. The person at the door is wearing a raincoat and you know them. They flash you and are completely naked. Other than your S/O, who would you think would it would be and would guess you’d find that funny? Why do you guess that person and would you laugh or be pissed off? It would probably be my neighbor’s sister. Ever since she came over to cook, she makes excuses to come back. She’d probably think this move would work on me. And of course she’d be right.

5. What do you call a male Ladybug? A wimp that doesn’t fight for male bug equality.

6. Your friends throw you a party. They’ve got a big national music star to come and perform. It is someone you detest. Do you make believe you like the songs or do you fess up and get the star out of the party? I’d throw the fucker out. How cool would that be?

7. What’s your favorite breed of wild, mean attack dogs? You gotta have a favorite? I must have missed that meeting. Did anyone take notes?

8. If I called your high school guidance counselor, what would they say about you? Nothing insightful. He’s been dead since 1998.

9. Car A is moving at 63 miles an hour. 4 people are in the Car A. Car B is moving at 22 miles an hour. There is a driver and passenger who just came from a hotel while cheating on their spouses in Car B. They will crash into each other in exactly 3.5 minutes. What are your fun plans for this Labor day Weekend while these six people meet a brutal and gruesome death?? I am waiting for my best offer. With any luck, the French twins will come up with something exciting. Last year we went and saw the finals of the Connecticut International Naked Women’s Volleyball Federation playoffs. Michelle and MaBelle always come up with great ideas.

We’re glad that you stopped by today.
Enjoy your Labor Day weekend.

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28 comments on “Flashing at the Front Door”

I took notes, but while watching the Wizard of Oz…so I'm just as lost as you on #7!

Roundabout-
I musta been watching too! Thanks for the assist.

Your neighbor's sister cooks naked? Watch out for fried foods.

😉

Your answers were hilarious! =)

good luck with your volleyball game!

Allison-
That is GREAT advice! 🙂

Allie-
How kind – thanks!

Debbie-
I hope my team wins!

Wow – I always heard people in CT were uptight. Apparently not?
Cris

ES-
Uptight in the liberal northeast? Not really. 🙂

yeah! someone should really do something about that male ladybug! wimp is right! sshheeessshhhh!

thank you for your lovely comment on jade. BTW… how r u feeling. did your results come back?

hugs,

Stef-
I feel better. Back at work. I'll get the results on Thursday. I think I'm on the road back. Thanks!

I think male lady bugs are the drag queens of the insect world.
As for your neighbor's sister cooking for you…looks like you won't have to worry about any stray hairs getting in your food. 😉

Mejis-
Eloquently put!! 🙂

I know where you come up with your answers but where do they come up with these questions?

Oh, and nothing for nothing but if I dropped a $500 bill I sure the heck wouldn't be just strolling casually down the road, I'd be running around frantically trying to find it therefore that person was lying and it wasn't their money so it's okay to keep it. How's that for logic?!?

Linda-
For my money, your 100% right. And we'd kick the loon!

LMAO at #8 🙂

Dawn-
I mean really. Where was I when that was decided? Hope you're doing well…

First: I think it would be really cool if you threw the music star out. I'd think it would be even cooler if you sang…"It's my party and I'll throw you out fucktard if I want to".

Second: I have the notes from the meeting and they said that you should choose an attack dog whose eyes haze over and foam at the mouth for your favorite. That's all I got. I was just there for the free coffee.