You Can Sleep In Your Car

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on August 16, 2009
Posted in: sunday stealing. 36 Comments

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger known as MelRoXx of the blog Life of a Mean Jean. She explains that she was tagged to do the meme by gaelikaa and she states that it’s called The Blame Tara Meme.But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Blame Tara Meme

Question 1: Who do you think is the hottest movie star? This is a tough one. I can’t say Jill Hennessy because I don’t think I’ve seen a movie that she’s filmed. If I say someone else Jill will get so upset! Oh. Right. I don’t really know her. My bad. I’ll go with Julia Roberts to put this question to bed.

Question 2: Apart from your house and your car, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? I guess we must all own houses and cars or this question would tend to humiliate. Of the two a car is more important. I wise man once said, “You can sleep in your car. But you cannot drive your house.” I’ll go with furniture here, Regis. Final answer.

Question 3: What is your most treasured memory? In reality it would be the birth of my children. But that is so not my image. I’ll go with the first night with the French twins.

Question 4: What is the best gift you’ve ever received as a child? When WTIT started we had a mono reel to reel tape recorder. I had saved a while to buy it. That Christmas my folks bought me a stereo recorder. High tech! It’s funny to think we have not recorded on “tape” for over nine years. My folks made me buy the computer we’ve recorded on since 2000 all by myself.

Question 5: What is the biggest mistake you’ve ever made? I did not stop Jill Hennessy from getting married. When she gave me the ultimatum about her desire to have kids, I should have said I’d do it. I really do miss her. She loved that poem I wrote for her.

Bud and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of Smirnoff.
Bud fell down and broke his crown
So Jill did unspeakable things to the letter
To help make Bud feel better.

Question 6: Give four words to describe yourself. I’m a wise ass. You probably haven’t even noticed it because I keep it so well hid.

Question 7: What was your highlight or lowlight of 2008? It had to be a blog award. But which one? Hmmmmmm. Oh. Blog Most Likely to Get a Google Warning turned out prophetic now didn’t it?

Question 8: What was your most embarrassing moment? I think when my college girlfriend’s father caught us in a comprising way. I said, “It’s not what it looks like.” He said, “It looks like my daughter is giving you head.” I replied, “Oh so it is what it looks like. My bad.” For some odd reason things went downhill from there.

Question 9: Tell something not generally known about yourself. I won Powerball in 1986 for $33 million. I felt that giving the entire amount to my favorite charity was the way to go. Of course, that charity is Our Sisters of the Tiny Breasts. Thanks to me about 3645 women got implants. A chest is a terribly thing to waste.

Question 10: If you were a comic strip/cartoon character, who would you be? I’ll go with Porky Pig here. Not that it’s true because I’d pick Superman. I mean you can’t beat being hard as steel and have x-ray vision. But Porky gets to say, Tha-Tha-That’s all folks!

We will return to write another
post as soon as the mood strikes.
It might be funny.
That’s it for today on the
The WTIT Blog.
Enjoy your Sunday.

Or Monday if you are late to the party.
We will return. Join us.
Same time. Same blog.

36 comments on “You Can Sleep In Your Car”

  9. Our Sisters of the Tiny Breasts. Thanks to me about 3645 women got implants.

    Damn, how have I not heard of this charity? I believe that I could qualify. Think there are any funds left? 😉

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  21. LOL…the French Twins…LOL…and a smart ass you say? Hmmmph who would have guessed. LOL. Have a great Sunday 🙂

    Reply

  23. lol my tummy is aching from all the laughing…your answers cracked me up esp the " this is not what it looks like crap you just said..ahahahaha

    so what was she really doing there bud? wait..dont answer that-

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  27. "I'm a wise ass. You probably haven't even noticed it because I keep it so well hid."

    lmao… you are too funny Bud 🙂

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  35. Well if we are looking at total costs the most expensive thing I have ever purchased is a marriage license.

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  36. Here's another poem for you…

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You can have Jill, Julia,
    Even the French twins too.

    (BTW, thanks for what you said on my blog. Also, definitely tape your Dad. That would be so nice to have)

    Reply

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