Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
I grew up in an area with running brooks and creeks. Fascinating. I’ve often said that if only I could meet a lady who grew up with running brooks and creeks!
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were? Ahhhhhhhhhh. Wouldn’t I still be the same age? Wasn’t this a Thursday Thunks Question?
I am eager to try new things. Great! Bend over and grab your ankles.
Love is more than sexual desire. No, it’s really not. Nice try, though.
am a very honest,passionate and God fearing lady and i joined Personal to find a man who is truly loving,caring,honest,respectful,understanding and God fearing and a man who has got the great qualities to make great family because i have had bad relationships in the past and never want to go through that anymore and i know that my parents souls will surely be happy in heaven when they know that i am finally married to the real man. I say again, you cannot make this shit up. This was her entire profile. I only added the period at the end of the world’s longest and stupidest sentence.
I never thought I would do this. I’m guessing you’ve said that before.
Relationships aren’t always easy. Excuse me? Are they ever easy? Ringo sang it best, It Don’t Come Easy.
My match would have to be a gentleman with his own sense of personal style who has his own creative talents up his sleeves whatever they may me. Sounds like me! You don’t mind a Google warning, do you?
If you are just looking to get laid I am not the girl for you. Oh go on. You serious?
This feature was inspired by Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day Used with permission.
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