Every Tuesday WTIT: The Blog does a new meme from Mimi Lenox. The Queen of Memes, now has her own meme. So on Tuesdays, you will now find our hopefully outrageously funny responses to the blogosphere’s latest meme. You can play along with Mimi’s site The Queen’s Meme. So click on, join in the fun and play every week. Or else. She’s a Queen, so you’d rather not to be in The Dungeon. The meme’s questions are in bold.
The Queen’s Meme: The Blog Outside the Box Meme
1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? (‘Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.) I got caught 
swearing on my blog by Google. Then a reader told me that while I was raunchy, I did not deserve the warning. So that revved me up. I decided to appealed the warning to the Supreme Court of the State of Diana Ross. This was a bad idea on several levels. Diana has not been in a good mood because her scarecrow passed away. Also, I picked the day she ran out of oxycotin. Not only did Diana rule that the warning stays, but I have to stay away from the French twins for two weeks. People! This is cruel and unusual punishment! Sure, I got my neighbors wife and my hot housekeeper, but nothing beats twins. Trust me on this.
2. Your blog just became a best-selling b
ook. What is the title of your book? Don’t Fuck with Love. It’s a romance novel. Very touching. I dedicated it to the twins. Is two weeks up yet?
3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him? I’d simply ask him to leave me the fuck alone. I wasn’t crazy about him live. When will this end?
4. You are having your future 
told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see? My next marriage. Or a previous one. Nightmares are nightmares.
5. You’re blogging along minding your own blusiness (that’s blog + oh…you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on 
your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell. This sounds strangely familiar, but I just can’t put my finger on where I heard about this type of shit happening. I think I’d moan and groan and ultimately live with it. I do have advice. If it happens to you stay the fuck away from Diana Ross or Michael Jackson for that matter.
6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What 
would your first Commandment be? Thou shall have hot and nasty wild out-of-control sex as often as possible. Subtle, don’t you think?
7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen? Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham. I think
Kimber from Thursday Thunks killed Judd Corizan from Sunday Stealing. Since she wrote that she wanted to off him he hasn’t returned my calls. Now he could just be embarrassed because this week’s Stealing sucked the big one. But if I go missing, find Kimber. Or ask Jody to find me. Now there is a friend I trust. I’m sorry. What was the question?
Keep us in your heart.
We hope you do as well. Same time. Same blog.
The supreme court of the state of Diana Ross. To funny. Did she tell ya to wiz off? Lol. Love your commandment. This looks to be a fun meme. Mine up
later after work.
I'm already on the Missing Judd Corizan case. I just hope they gave him a proper burial at sea before they tossed him in the bloggy ocean. I'm looking into filing charges on Kimber for blog murder.
Maybe you ought to stay out of this sleuth. You could get in serious trouble and we all know you don't need anymore trouble here!
This was truly hysterical. I laughed all the way through.
You most definitely are not in the dungeon.
Damn. Your commandment's better than mine. I hand over my Mimi-given right to rule, you get to be God now. This is going to ROCK.
Thom-
It is a GREAT meme. It is well thought out and has a sense of nonsense that I love…
Mimi-
We've been friends a long time. It is my honor to help your launch of this meme. And I hate dungeons…
Tara-
I thank you. We should have a commandment convention! We'll drink heavily and not care if we accomplish anything…
Objectionable Content Warnings are for fucktards.
hey bud 🙂
Debbie-
Nice to *see* you. And we agree…
as always BUD, you've got me rolling on the floor laughing (not a pretty sight – trust me) but i'm so with you on MJ. i didn't like him alive and leave me the hell alone with him dead. he'd dead. done, gone, burried. i hope he went to hell.
hugs,
Stef-
I hope so too!
#1 is definately my favorite. Still laughing about it.
hehe… i *LOVE* your commandment!! In honor of how awesome it is, I shall go forth this eve and obey 😉 you know, just to be sure i get my seat in heaven 😉
You crack me up. I think I should read your answers BEFORE I post mine. LOL! Twins. Do they have brothers?
Looks like I'm in deep doo-doo with you. Guilty by association they say…
Tell the Queen to get her royal little… just tell her to bail me out ok? She owes me… 🙂
Was your commandment one of the ones that Moses "accidentally" dropped? Which Mel Brooks movie was that?
Off to give the Queen my answers…
Dawn-
You are right she does owe you. I'm on it like white on rice!
Kitten-
Mel's were good…
Mejis-
That one just started from nowhere and got somewhere. Thanks!
Lorielle-
I'll ask about brothers. Somehow it's never come up…
Xmichra-
Bless you child. You most be super religious!
Still ain't gotten over Sunday's huh? 🙂
At least we have a new meme to play! (like we needed another one, but what the hell)
Love the answers as always, hon!
Ber-
As you know it is different when it's your meme. I really hadn't read Sunday's meme before it was published. So I felt guilty I allowed it to happen…
:::dodges the court jesters and guards to leave a comment:::
I ummm saw a book with that title in the stores the other day…
I'm innocent I tell ya! Innocent! When I left Judd he was alive. Yes I threatened him, but it was just that, a threat. The gun I had with me never was fired.
*Jaws theme*
But I am coming after you Bud. (Insert evil laugh)
Loved the answers! LOL
Honestly the Objectionable Content Warning is a bit annoying. I just want to get in and read and laugh, have a great time. Your marriage on the crystal ball bwahahahah!!!Your commandment rocks! Hugs
What have I gotten myself into?
Have you read Kimber's post?
She wants to kill me!!!!
I can't investigate two murders at once especially when one is my own. I'm just too busy with nail appointments.
And what kind of trouble is Dawn in now? She should have used that Get-Out-Of-Dungeon-Free card she had while the gettin' was good.
Now I have 3 fires to put out!
Fat lot of help she was.
I'm in the dungeon for life.
She's in a nasty mood tonight… shhhhh!
Vinny-
Very wise author…
Kimber-
He may just be sulking. Thanks!
Hazel-
If I could stop it I would…
Mimi and Dawn:
So the thick plottens…
**You'd be in a nasty mood too if you'd been dodging bullets all night. There's violence afoot in Bloggingham.**
Yours is so funny! Mine is pretty boring, but maybe it will get better with time.
Mimi-
A point you have yes…
Belle-
Thanks. It sure will!
Oh, Bud! What kind of world would it be if people were able to have hot, sexy, out-of-control sex whenever they wanted it? Sigh … I'm fantasizing right now …
LOL @ #6! I've got my pink, fluffy handcuffs ready!
Gal-
It is a very important commandment!
DD-
Sounds like fun!
Your answers are fantastic! I want to change my commandment. You are having way too much fun over here.
Thanks for dropping by and commenting.
Pam
Pam-
You are welcome. Thanks for returning the favor!
Oh Damn, this just hooked me I keep tellin ya I am Not gonna laugh when I read your stuff (cause I'm a prude like that) but then I about pee my pants reading it, so funny.
Oh by the way love the book!
http://www.moorebloglife.com/2009/07/14/the-queens-meme-1st-edition/
Amanda-
It's an easy read. Thanks!
Lola's crown face is gone. YAY! I love the new header. You are so creative. It is better than my own by a lot. Why didn't I let you design the header for my meme? DUH.
Kicking myself…
Mimi-
I rushed the first one. Obviously I took my time to decide on this one. Thanks!
I forgot how funny you are!!!Diana Ross takes oxycontin? Did she get it from Michael?
Staci-
Thanks. Nice to *see* you. Diana and oxicotin is just a guess…
Holy Moly Bud..you are right, I'd come find you.
Word of advice, beware of women asking strange questions about animals and different planets.
As far as Diana is concerned…she may have her hands full very soon.
Jodi-
I knew I could count on you! You are right about Diana. I think the mom may win…
Oh thank goodness. The Celcius thing bugged me too. It was quite like having to push 1 for English.
Gah.
Sir Studley! You would be well-advised to keep the Queen, er, "busy" shall we say? She cannot think whilst thus engaged!
Terrific answers. You sound like you'd have made a great God, interested to see how you'd top that first commandment.