Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger named Becky from Musings from the Sofa. She credits two bloggers for her theft, the Queen, and also Zoesmom. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The ABC Meme

A – An advantage you have – I am a master of disguise. My neighbor actually thinks he has caught his wife with a lot of different men.

B – Blue or brown eyes – Blue. A blue job, so to speak.

C – Chore you hate – We only got to “C” and we get a fucked up question? It’s called a chore because you have to hate it. If it weren’t a chore it would be fun. Example: Sex with a wife or husband of 20 years = chore. Sex with a 25 year-old hottie = fun.

D – Dad’s name – Dad. That’s why I call him that.

E – Essential start of your day – My morning chat with Jill Hennessy.

F – Favorite color – Another blue job.

G – Greatest thing you’ve ever done that made you feel really good – My first night with the French twins. Not that they aren’t still a lot of fun, but first is first. Wow.

H – Habit you have – You mean like having trouble telling the real from the imaginary?

I – Issue you hate that the world tries to make you pursue – I’d be lying if I said I understood this question. I’d also be lying if I said I cared.

J – Job title – Tape Radio DJ extraordinaire.

K – Kohls or Target – Shopping? Pick my torture? Pass. Amazon is more like it.

L – Living arrangements – I live alone. This may surprise you, but I don’t have a lot of tolerance for permanent people living here.

M – Music you like – Rock. From Buddy Holly to Death Cab for Cutie.

N – Nicknames – How the fuck do you shorten “Bud”?

O – Overnight hospital stay – WAY too many. Thanks for asking. The memories…

P – Pet Peeve – Fucktards. You can meet them anywhere.

Q – Quote that you like most – Today we will go with: The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

R – Right or left handed – Doing what exactly?

S – Siblings – A brother and a sister. I am a minimalist.

T – Time you wake up – Too damn early. Always.

U – Underwear – On a woman something sexy yet elegant. On me? Who the fuck cares?

V – Vegetable you dislike – Most of them. I’d make a shitty vegetarian. Scratch that. I’d be a dead one.

W – What makes you run late – Being surprised by a husband at night.

X – X-rays you’ve had – This meme is a fucking thrill ride.

Y – Yummy food you make – I don’t “make” food. It really is amazing that I am still alive.

Z – Zoo animal – I am fascinated by all things lion. Or am I just lion?