Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger and blog named Monkey In a Suit. She explains that he ripped it off from Average Jane. But that’s as far as we go. Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Monkey’s Meme

1. Name one person who made you smile today: Susan Boyle. She lost in the finale of Britain’s Got Talent. I smiled because her fifteen minutes is finally up.

2. What were you doing at 8am this morning? After my usual five mile morning run, I did my weekly volunteer work at a soup kitchen. Or was still sleeping. One of those two.

3. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? I was working on my latest animal research project. It is on a bird that has sometimes been called “rats with wings”. My working title is Pigeons Are People, Too.

4. What is your favorite candy bar? In the voyeur sense it is the lollipop. I have no clue as to why.

5. Have you ever been to a strip club? When I was at University, I went to a club as part of a thesis I was writing. It was called, Clothes on Women: Why?

6. What was the last thing you had to drink? Romulan ale. It’s quite the eye opener.

7. What was the last thing you ate? She is still not a “what”. Geez.

8. The last sporting event you watched? Last night, I was at a match of the Connecticut Cupcakes of the Women’s World Mud Wrestling League. They were looking like they were going to have a long year until they made that steal of a trade for Bertha Buttcheeks just before the trading deadline. Last night they won in OT. Don’t bet against the ‘Cakes this season.

9. Do you go to church every Sunday? I avoid church religiously.

10. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? No, I’d rather eat them separately.

11. What are you doing tomorrow? Nice try. I’m busy.

12. What do you think of when you hear Australia? That I musta woke up in New Zealand again.

13. Biggest annoyance right now? Waking up in New Zealand without a clue how I got here. I remember celebrating the big Cupcakes’ win and then “poof”.

14. Last song listened to? My Endless Love. It could have been called My Endless Song.

15. Do you have a maid service clean your house? Yes. I use The Naked Maid Service. You’re shocked, right?

16. What do you usually do during the day? My day job is writing humorous headstones for the recently departed. People are dying to get one.

17. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? No. I am saving all my hate for the writer of this fucking meme.

18. Are you jealous of anyone? The refs at the Women’s World Mud Wrestling League seem to have a great job.

19. Is anyone jealous of you? People tend to be more terrified than jealous.

20. Are you thinking about someone right now? No. I am too busy trying to arrange a flight out of New Zealand.