Why Wear Clothes?

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger and blog named Monkey In a Suit. She explains that he ripped it off from Average Jane. But that’s as far as we go. Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Monkey’s Meme

1. Name one person who made you smile today: Susan Boyle. She lost in the finale of Britain’s Got Talent. I smiled because her fifteen minutes is finally up.

2. What were you doing at 8am this morning? After my usual five mile morning run, I did my weekly volunteer work at a soup kitchen. Or was still sleeping. One of those two.

3. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? I was working on my latest animal research project. It is on a bird that has sometimes been called “rats with wings”. My working title is Pigeons Are People, Too.

4. What is your favorite candy bar? In the voyeur sense it is the lollipop. I have no clue as to why.

5. Have you ever been to a strip club? When I was at University, I went to a club as part of a thesis I was writing. It was called, Clothes on Women: Why?

6. What was the last thing you had to drink? Romulan ale. It’s quite the eye opener.

7. What was the last thing you ate? She is still not a “what”. Geez.

8. The last sporting event you watched? Last night, I was at a match of the Connecticut Cupcakes of the Women’s World Mud Wrestling League. They were looking like they were going to have a long year until they made that steal of a trade for Bertha Buttcheeks just before the trading deadline. Last night they won in OT. Don’t bet against the ‘Cakes this season.

9. Do you go to church every Sunday? I avoid church religiously.

10. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? No, I’d rather eat them separately.

11. What are you doing tomorrow? Nice try. I’m busy.

12. What do you think of when you hear Australia? That I musta woke up in New Zealand again.

13. Biggest annoyance right now? Waking up in New Zealand without a clue how I got here. I remember celebrating the big Cupcakes’ win and then “poof”.

14. Last song listened to? My Endless Love. It could have been called My Endless Song.

15. Do you have a maid service clean your house? Yes. I use The Naked Maid Service. You’re shocked, right?

16. What do you usually do during the day? My day job is writing humorous headstones for the recently departed. People are dying to get one.

17. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? No. I am saving all my hate for the writer of this fucking meme.

18. Are you jealous of anyone? The refs at the Women’s World Mud Wrestling League seem to have a great job.

19. Is anyone jealous of you? People tend to be more terrified than jealous.

20. Are you thinking about someone right now? No. I am too busy trying to arrange a flight out of New Zealand.

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40 comments on “Why Wear Clothes?”

You went to New Zealand and didn’t invite me? Some friend you are! 😉

Oh and Susan isn’t done with her 15 minutes, she’ll be a bad penny just like Octomom. Just when you think it’s safe, there she’ll be.

Have a great day!

Loved your answers. I especially like no. 9 obviously. Good job on no. 16. Happy Sunday!

Seriously, clothes are overrated.

I never thought of putting some lo-mein on my supreme pizza. I should try that next time…

Loved your answers! Have a good Sunday 🙂

Kimber-
You don’t like to cross the street. New Zealand? Really? 🙂

Rikki-
Thanks!

Lina-
It’s a two birds one stone thang…

Nurse E-
Thanks!

I agree 100%, i’d rather have my pizza and chinese seperate too.

I’m thinking of getting a naked maid service too. Are there male maids? 😀

You know, I agree, I’m totally not into clothes right now, we should do something about this. I’ll do some reading and get back to you.
xoxo

Debbie-
Than we agree!

Dawn-
The good news is yes. The bad news is that they are all gay.

Tara-
It might be fun. Who knows?

hers was more like an hour in the spotlight but you never know she may of deserved it

rats with wings – very interesting…. i guess i would like a humorous headstone. but only when it's my turn to go. i'm not yet dying to get one lol

I'm laughing so hard the coffee is squirting out my nose …you crack me up!
Have a great week!

annie-
You could be right!

Hazel-
You should not be dying to get a headstone. Agreed…

Sue-
Breath through your mouth! 🙂

Loved specially 11…:)

Yeah I do agree I love to hate these meme 🙂

Your answer to #10 cracked me up. I didn’t think of it that way. 🙂

My Sunday is now complete!

Is anyone jealous of you? People tend to be more terrified than jealous.

I would like this on a t-shirt please. 🙂

Your Sunday Stealings are so much cooler than mine. *sigh*

Ok, I’m over it. 😉

Loved 1 and 15. Great answers…really enjoyed them 🙂

Rims-
Thanks!

Annette-
And I do it without a net! 🙂

Thom-
Thanks. I appreciate it!

Two of your answers made me shiver involuntarily. (And not in that good way that you like making women shiver involuntarily.) Chinese food OVER pizza, and “Endless Love.” EW! ICK!

Gal-
I am at a total loss. Almost all comments said my food line was the best. Why you’d shiver at that or my liking a stupid song (which I actual do like)I haven’t a clue.

Why on earth did you listen to Endless Love?? EEEEks!

Allison-
It was on the radio. But if you can make out what Gal means here, please share!

I am forever just amazed by your answers! Great thesis. 🙂 You serious crack me up (in a completely good way). I think 11 just might be my favorite. 🙂 Have a great week!!!!

Kalea-
Thanks. Enjoy your week, too!

What? NO General Tsao with anchovies on your deep dish?

Heathen!

Oh, Bud, I was kidding! I’d never criticize your posts. I come here of my own volition because I look forward to them! It’s just that I cannot imagine having Chinese and pizza all at once. And Endless Love! Mind you, I’m not judging. I understand guilty pleasures — after all, I have “Copacabana,” Helen Reddy and Bobby Sherman on my iPod and can recite all the lyrics to R. Dean Taylor’s “Indiana Wants Me” (Lord, I can’t go back there).