WTIT: The Blog

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold.

I really am not sure what I want right now. Great. I’ll name 100 things and you yell, “stop” when I hit one.

I want the right guy to come along and sweep me off my feet but at the same time that usually only happens in Disney movies. Or in adult movies. Things happen fast there as well. (So I’ve been told.)

On a typical day I work, come home, take care of my cat. Does the excitement ever cease?

Thick girls need love too! Yea, but generally they have to pay for it.

Willing to lie about how we met! Terrific. First on my list! I was hoping to meet a good liar.

One picture is worth a million words! Yours, however, just needs one. “RUN!”

You old school report cards should not say “does not know how to share”! Looking for a date who did well in playgroup? Get back to me on how that works out for you.

I find men attractive who have a good job and a lot of money. Can’t knock your honesty, but I hope I never meet you.

I enjoy pretty much anything if it deals with the water. Let’s go swimming with stingrays!

I was raised in a VERY Italian household–enough said? I would say yes. Ciao!

The last person I met from here was as fake as can be. Yet you are still here. You don’t need a date. You need a therapist.

I’m new to this and not sure what to put here. You are pointing to your chest. I’m thinking bra?

Hello, my name is Gabriella and I’ve been around. Hi Gabby. Not a big selling point.

Hiya. I’m a single female who loves to play with computer graphics. I bet you are the life of the party!

Woman with hammer drill seeking man with power saw. Looking to build a relationship or a house?

My two small dogs enjoy being the bane of my existence. Now all you need is a cruel date, too.

I cannot thrive without sunshine. I bet you were sleepless in Seattle.