WTIT: The Blog

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold.

I am always dreaming something the other people think it is impossible. You mean like someone actually wanting to date you?

If you’re not funny, well, I wouldn’t even like you as a friend. Got it. Bring a joke book. Also, Hon, it’s so nice to meet someone who admits to being this incredibly shallow.

I can have a strong character at times. At other times you lie, cheat, steal and pillage.

I “like” who I am. Somebody had to.

Life is to be lived. Wow. I really like heavy thinkers. To die is to be dead. Your turn.

I love to dance and hike. That dancing part must make the hiking a challenge.

I love long drives to nowhere. Now might be a good time to start. Because it could be a very long and winding road.

I love to make jokes even though most of them aren’t funny. That must draw a crowd.

I don’t really know which direction life is pulling me towards. You don’t need a date, you need a compass.

Why not make it more fun and get to know each other by playing a game – 20 questions, or truth or dare. Better yet, let’s play “You Show Me Yours, I’ll Show You Mine”.

Open the door to my heart. Where did I put that “heart door key” thingamabob?

I need a man to trust and a man to give my life and my soul. You need two guys. I think I’ll apply for the “trust” part. The rest sounds like WAY too much work. Also, I stopped collecting lives and souls a while back.

I still don’t take myself too seriously. Trust me, you shouldn’t.