Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold.
I ski badly but, I still go. Great! Let’s get married and get you mega life insurance! And then we’ll ski often.
Could you please show me your pic when responding. Can it be naked? Perhaps I better not. You’d never want another man.
I cannot change something I did without knowing what it is. “You should know without me saying!” God. My first wife said that. Really, how crazy is that? You’re pissed at me and I’ve got to guess why? She may be the fucking stupidest person I ever met. And trust me, no one has ever said that to me since.
I am looking for a best friend because I lost mine. So you’d like my help finding where you left him?
I don’t care for include, Rush Limbaugh, Nascar, fast food, intolerance, Steven Segal movies, Kenny G and a few Republicans. Opps. We almost matched. But I hate all Repubicans. Sorry.
Life is to short. So is your fucking profile. And the way you spell “too”, BTW.
I am serious when needed. When the fuck would that be needed?
I’m not looking to rush into anything, something slow and sweet to start. Do these women understand men in the least little bit? Geez.