Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold.
I make myself laugh sometimes. Looking in the mirror, no doubt.
I ski badly but, I still go. Great! Let’s get married and get you mega life insurance! And then we’ll ski often.
Could you please show me your pic when responding. Can it be naked? Perhaps I better not. You’d never want another man.
I cannot change something I did without knowing what it is. “You should know without me saying!” God. My first wife said that. Really, how crazy is that? You’re pissed at me and I’ve got to guess why? She may be the fucking stupidest person I ever met. And trust me, no one has ever said that to me since.
I am looking for a best friend because I lost mine. So you’d like my help finding where you left him?
On our dream date, my match would be open to do what comes to mind, his or mine. Oh. We are gonna have fun because some great stuff comes to MY mind!
I don’t care for include, Rush Limbaugh, Nascar, fast food, intolerance, Steven Segal movies, Kenny G and a few Republicans. Opps. We almost matched. But I hate all Repubicans. Sorry.
Life is to short. So is your fucking profile. And the way you spell “too”, BTW.
I’m looking for a man who has patience, understanding and will wait for sex. BWAHAHAHAHA. Whoa, that’s a good one!
All you need is love. Wow. Did you think that up all on your own?
I am serious when needed. When the fuck would that be needed?
Sky is the limit, reach for the your star. Great idea! I’ll reach for Jill Hennessy.
I’m not looking to rush into anything, something slow and sweet to start. Do these women understand men in the least little bit? Geez.
Dating Profile of the Day. Used with permission.
Same time. Same blog.
The first one totally had me laughing then it just kept getting better. Thanks for making my day!
I’m looking for a man who has patience, understanding and will wait for sex.
I’m looking for a woman who’s impatient, self-centered and horny.
LMAO Harvey!!!
I am serious when needed.
She must be freaking hysterical when not.
I just got home from conducting a Beatles review. I thought I had that song out of my head for awhile until I read the title of your post. It is so redundant.
Thanks a lot!!!!
Sigh.
Love..love…love…love…..(here we go again)
Mishel-
And they are all real! Thanks…
Harv-
That sums it up…
Love… love… love…
I started singing it too.
Great ones.
Dawn-
Really. I’m gyessing that she is ALWAYS serious…
Mimi-
All together now!
Lina-
Join in on the chorus!
I am looking for a best friend because I lost mine.
where did you lose the best friend? Tied up in a black tarp in the lake?
or does this person suck so bad she drove her friend away…or best of all is this a cat lady…one that believes her cat is her best friend?
lmao loved your responses
Would you people stop singing that song??!
Mimi-
Everybody together on the chorus…
All you need is love
Bwa Bwa Bwa Bwa Bwa
All you need is love…
LD Nurse-
Really. I think dhe off’d her friend too. Oh if I hurry, maybe I can her new friend! Tempting, but no…
“will wait for sex”
Bud- keep looking…
Debbie-
No shit! First date or before!
Sorry Bud…this is my last visit here. You hate Steven Segal movies and that was the clincher….
I can’t be your bro no mo
Vinny-
We’ll miss you…
LOL…who’s looking for a serious woman??
Interesting.
Amber-
I have no idea. Seriously hef n’kd perhaps…
You just needed an excuse to publish a Jill Hennessy shot, right? I like it.
Lori-
Exactly! She is so hot!