Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.
Saturday 9: Inside the Actors Studio
The host of the famous Bravo series, actor, professor and host James Lipton asks actors these 9 questions (among many others). Today we will ask you those questions!
1. What is your favorite word? Gongerling. I made the word up during some random WTIT 
comedy recording session durring the 80’s and have used it as a verb, an adjective, a color and most recently the name of my high school. Go Gongerling! Go Goats!
2. What is your least favorite word? Boyfriend. They love cheating on their husbands, but it requires therapy to convince a woman to cheat on her boyfriend. So far, Jose Cuervo’s Golden Margaritas (a ready to serve premixed drink with alcohol, has worked fucking magic. Cuervo Golden Margs have Grand Marnier in it as well.) I few drinks, a bit of charm and then boom! But it’s easier when they only have husbands.
3. What turns you on, creatively, spiritually, or 
emotionally? A beautiful naked woman, over 30, smart and in a short skirt when dressed, and a sense of desire in her eyes would turn me on. And a woman laughing at my “Get it Here” belt buckle get points. Of course, that is not an sign of intelligence. Nor would it be something I actually do.
4. What turns you off? Smokers. Sorry. I smoked from 12 to 22. Quit. I quit for fifteen. I smoked again for eleven years. I will have quit for five years in September. A ex-girlfriend smokes. I see her about once a week (the friends thing). I am doing my best to cope with it.
5. What is your favorite 
curse word? Any variation of the word “fuck” does it for me. I love calling people “fuckers” in a post. And the big truth is that I don’t swear much in real life. But I did invent the word “fucktardian”. It was an instant classic!
6. What sound or noise do you love? The Big “O”.
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Police sirens. Either something bad is about to happen to me or someone near. No good thing is happening during sirens.
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I would have excelled at stand-up. If you even remotely read my blog, you know I can make folks laugh. I did a short stint as a DJ/warmer up at a comedy club. I should have taken that next step. But I did DJ 
professionally for 25 years. I had a blast. That was me at my best.
9. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “John Lennon is throwing you a party. Try to behave. Oh, and John said to assure you there’d be plenty of babes.”
Hey way to go….first one here. And I, too, think you would have a great success at stand up. You must give it a try!
Paula-
Thanks!! But that is a young man’s game. I think this outlet suits me fine.
So when are you getting that Comedy Central gig?!
I don’t think I could ever date a smoker… ugh, waking up to the smell of burning leaves next to you 😦
You would be a lot better of of a stand up comic than the ones at the local coffeehouse’s open mike 🙂
fucktardian – you stole that from me too. now bud, if you kept paying me for using my word, i wouldnt’ have had to switch to Absolut. Come on now.
You behave? Yeah right. LOL
Have a great day Bud!
Oh dear….
I am a smoker…
Nurse E-
I am working on it…
Diana-
Now THAT can be ugly!
Debbie-
My bad. I bow the the master…
Joe-
Here’s an ashtray…
Kimber-
I could try!
I loved fucktardian! It elevates fucktard to the level of Shakespeare =)
I have never pondered what I would want out of heaven. Isn’t that odd? If it was a lovely Hawaiian beach where I could listen to music, drink Pina Colada’s and read I think that might just do it. Oh…and have access to all the historical and literary folks I admire.
Starr-
Heaven is such an absurd concept. But I did like its depiction in the Robin Williams film “What Dreams May Come”…
Oh I KNOW! That was like being inside a Monet. It was awesome.
A party with John Lennon… what a great idea!
Starr-
I am not at all religious, but when that movie came out I saw it with my girlfriend at that time. She was Catholic. I said that the Dreams movie was aversion of the afterlife that I could relate to. Gee. That was over ten years ago. I wonder what’s she’s doing tonight? Oh. Right. She’s cooking me dinner…
Allison-
He’d be my first (non-female) choice…
So can I say “Have a Gongerling Weekend”?
Have a Gongerling Weekend Bud!
Dawn-
Perfect! Have a gongerling weekend yourself!
I did the math on that smoking question…IN-teresting.
Amber-
Thanks!
I know this may surprise you, but I love the word “fuckers” too. LOL! HOLY MOLY – can you believe it???
I think you would be an AWESOME stand-up comedian.
nice word for number one. thanks for the visit @ lupusurvivor.com
i did enjoy reading your answers. Thanks for dropping by my entry, by the way.
and oh, I can’t leave my link here because there’s no option for name/url. anyway, I was here from
http://kerslynscomfortzone.com
Jodi-
Holy moly! Thanks!
MiLet-
Thanks!
Kerslyn-
Appreciate it!