Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger Diana Pharaoh Francis from the blog Mad Libs. She explains that meme came to her by way of rclementmoore.. But that’s as far as we go. Usually, what we steal is stolen as well.All meme questions are in bold.
Cheers to all us thieves!
1. Did you date someone from your school? I dated the girl who was our school mascot. At Gongerling High we were the Gongerling Goats. It didn’t last long. She never took the fucking costume off. She’d say, “How will anyone know I’m the Goat if I’m not always in costume.” I asked once, “How does anyone know what YOU look like?” But of course if you’re retarded enough to be a goat 24/7, logic would not sway you. I lost my virginity to a goat, of sorts.
2. Did you marry someone from your high school? No. Surprisingly, the goat outfit got old fast.
4. What kind of car did you have? I drove a toy car. It was swell on gas. But then one day I ran into the Toy Car Police. But we had fun, fun, fun until Daddy took the toy car away.
6. Its Friday night…where are you now? Having dinner with the French Twins who live upstairs. It is a long-standing tradition since 2008.
7. It is Friday night…where were you then? Oh, I gotta break my word to Debbie. I said I’d stop saying “fucktard”. But what kinda fucktard wrote these two questions?
8. What kind of job did you have in high school? I worked at a snack bar. My boss kept having to tell me that throwing the food to the customers had to stop. And I thought I was making their meals more of a challenge.
10. Were you a party animal? I don’t remember. I got drunk a lot back then.
11. Were you considered a flirt? You may not be able to believe this, but I hit on every girl I could. I convinced a lot of them that I was a photographer and posing nude for me would benefit. Not one girl every questioned that I shot with a Polaroid.
12. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? BWAHAHAHA.
13. Were you a nerd? Everyone thought I was really cool. Of course any group of guys wants you to hang with them when you have naked pics of a ton of girls at our school. A bit of advice for my younger readers: If you steal this stunt make sure you don’t show a naked picture to some girl’s boyfriend.
14. Did you get suspended from school? Yes. It wasn’t fair. Those girls signed perfectly legal contracts for the naked pics. Some people. Geez.
16. Who was/were your favorite teacher? Ms. Archer. She didn’t wear panties. She didn’t get that move past me for some reason.
17. Where did you sit during lunch? In a chair.
19. Where did you party the most? At any house when the parents were not there.
20. What was your school mascot? You’ve got a fucking short attention span.
21. Would you do it again? No. Losing your virginity to a goat can cause some rather mean spirited comments. And long term therapy.
23. Do you still talk to the person you went to Prom with? No. But she still sends me naked pictures of herself every couple of years. She fell for that line, “Send me naked pictures every couple of years so I can update you file.”
24. Are you planning on going to your next reunion? Not unless it is held in the WTIT Tape Radio studio.
25. Do you still talk to people from school? Only when I run into them.
26. What are/were your school’s colors? Shit brown and piss yellow. We came at you in a lot of directions.
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