Ramming the Goat

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger Diana Pharaoh Francis from the blog Mad Libs. She explains that meme came to her by way of rclementm oore.. But that’s as far as we go. Usually, what we steal is stolen as well.All meme questions are in bold.

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Sunday Stealing: A High School Meme

1. Did you date someone from your school? I dated the girl who was our school mascot. At Gongerling High we were the Gongerling Goats. It didn’t last long. She never took the fucking costume off. She’d say, “How will anyone know I’m the Goat if I’m not always in costume.” I asked once, “How does anyone know what YOU look like?” But of course if you’re retarded enough to be a goat 24/7, logic would not sway you. I lost my virginity to a goat, of sorts.

2. Did you marry someone from your high school? No. Surprisingly, the goat outfit got old fast.

3. Did you car pool to school? No. I walked fifteen miles uphill both ways to school during blizzards each day.

4. What kind of car did you have? I drove a toy car. It was swell on gas. But then one day I ran into the Toy Car Police. But we had fun, fun, fun until Daddy took the toy car away.

5. What kind of car do you have now? None. I ride my horse to work.

6. Its Friday night…where are you now? Having dinner with the French Twins who live upstairs. It is a long-standing tradition since 2008.

7. It is Friday night…where were you then? Oh, I gotta break my word to Debbie. I said I’d stop saying “fucktard”. But what kinda fucktard wrote these two questions?

8. What kind of job did you have in high school? I worked at a snack bar. My boss kept having to tell me that throwing the food to the customers had to stop. And I thought I was making their meals more of a challenge.

9. What kind of job do you do now? I run a brothel in Reno.

10. Were you a party animal? I don’t remember. I got drunk a lot back then.

11. Were you considered a flirt? You may not be able to believe this, but I hit on every girl I could. I convinced a lot of them that I was a photographer and posing nude for me would benefit. Not one girl every questioned that I shot with a Polaroid.

12. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? BWAHAHAHA.

13. Were you a nerd? Everyone thought I was really cool. Of course any group of guys wants you to hang with them when you have naked pics of a ton of girls at our school. A bit of advice for my younger readers: If you steal this stunt make sure you don’t show a naked picture to some girl’s boyfriend.

14. Did you get suspended from school? Yes. It wasn’t fair. Those girls signed perfectly legal contracts for the naked pics. Some people. Geez.

15. Can you sing the fight song? “Go Gongerling! Go Goats! Kill the mother fuckers!” That’s all I remember.

16. Who was/were your favorite teacher? Ms. Archer. She didn’t wear panties. She didn’t get that move past me for some reason.

17. Where did you sit during lunch? In a chair.

18. What was your school’s full name? Gakkik H. Gongerling High School.

19. Where did you party the most? At any house when the parents were not there.

20. What was your school mascot? You’ve got a fucking short attention span.

21. Would you do it again? No. Losing your virginity to a goat can cause some rather mean spirited comments. And long term therapy.

22. Did you have fun at Prom? Sure. Got drunk. Got laid.

23. Do you still talk to the person you went to Prom with? No. But she still sends me naked pictures of herself every couple of years. She fell for that line, “Send me naked pictures every couple of years so I can update you file.”

24. Are you planning on going to your next reunion? Not unless it is held in the WTIT Tape Radio studio.

25. Do you still talk to people from school? Only when I run into them.

26. What are/were your school’s colors? Shit brown and piss yellow. We came at you in a lot of directions.

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44 comments on “Ramming the Goat”

Bud, you hitting on every girl you could? not you!

and ok, i’ll let you use fucktard – but you still owe me

Debbie-
I thought it was my calling. Keep it hush-hush, but I haven’t changed a lot…

Why does none of this surprise me? The only thing I don’t believe is the car….

I like to use the term “Fucktwat.” Instead of fucktard. Is that permissible?

Another Sunday and you didn’t let me down

Berleen-
I had a Plymouth Belvedere. It was the ugliest car but it ran…

Jen-
It’s fine with me.

Paula-
That’s nice. Thanks!

LOL
you lost your virginity to a goat…

Amber-
She was very pretty one she took the frigging costume off…

You’ve only been with the twins for a little over a year??

you lost your virginity to a goat…
Only YOU could say that Bud and get away with it…

When you say you hit on every girl you could…

Did you, even then, use your pointing at yout trousers and saying ‘Here’s the good stuff’ line?

Maybe that explains the goat…

Allison,
I think it’s closer to three. But I never let the truth interupt my point… 😉

Dawn-
A woman in a ghost costume. A
MAJOR difference…

Joe-
No I was not that sophisticated in high school. And for crying out loud: IT WAS A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL IN A COSTIME. Is this clear yet????

I led such a sheltered life.
Your high school days were much more interesting than mine. I never kissed a goat or even knew a Gongerling.

Thank you for the card and concern and making me laugh with this hysterical post. Lots of people have contacted me and made me feel better. It will just take some time.

Smooch.

LOL I have missed reading your blog Bud. Glad to see you still around!

Mimi-
Hope you’re totally fine soon…

Shannon-
I’m causing my trouble….

LOL too funny

Some great answers. Especially liked your school fight song which sounded real catchy.

Holy Moly! She wasn’t one of them “fainting” goats was she? That would be awkward.

Annie-
Thanks!

ET-
A touching fight song, too…

Jodi-
Too much. Let’s hope not…

I am consumed with curiosity … in what position did you lose your virginity. Doggie style seems to WRONG for goat. Intermingling of the species and all.

Completely hilarious, nice!

Gal-
It was a girl in a custume. Hello? Anyone read English???

Spyke-
Thanks, man.

Perfect fight song…I did laugh OUT loud…

I need to relax this afternoon.
Came by for a laugh and you didn’t disappoint….Laughter IS the best medicine.

Best answer was to the question “Where did you sit during lunch?” Now that was funny!

Vinny-
Go Goats!

Mimi-
Hope you are on the way back…

Linda-
Like where else?

Wow I did marry someone from highschool. Cause I was a fucktard like that 😉

Starr-
High School? Wow. I thought marrying my college gfriend was retarded. When you are that young,you are that stupid. Ttuly…

I have that whole sad back story with that if you recall. The love of my life I lost to drugs and alcohol? We all went to highschool together. I ended up married to his best friend (the high school marriage) and then to his cousin.

Nothing Freudian there 😉