We got an email the other day. It asked this question: “Why would anyone read your blog?” We thought, “damn good question”. So basically, we’ve been challenged to justify our existence. Hey, you can’t write a blog without some people not liking what you do. We decided to turn it into a challenge. So we give you (cue the drum roll, Vinny)…
The Top 10 Reasons to Read WTIT: The Blog:
10. No animals are actually hurt during the production of any WTIT post.
9. Any moron can make up a celebrity interview. But we also even make up the celebrities on occasion.
8. We’ve won a lot of blogging 
7. WTIT: The Blog only uses adult language when it is absolutely necessary. Although we have found that it’s usually fucking necessary.
6. We are the favorite blog of the French twins. Although they do say we talk about Jill Hennessy too much for their taste.
5. The WTIT Blog has no pay per posts or advertising. Not that we wouldn’t love to make some money, but would you pay us to endorse your product or business?
4. This is a “fat free” blog. You will gain no weight reading this blog. You also probably won’t gain any knowledge or insight. You do get what you pay for.
3. We are an equal opportunity 
offender. We can piss off just about everyone.
2. You cannot take this blog too seriously. Even we don’t believe half of what we write.
1. It is the best blog about a radio station that no one has ever heard. Unless, you have been in our studio to listen to WTIT. We invite our readers all the time to stop by the WTIT studios. The next reader who stops by will be the first.
The nerve!
And don’t forget that your blog has its own hot housekeeper. You can’t say that about just any ole’ blog.
Mimi-
The hot housekeeper, my neighbor’s wife… I provide a lot of imaginary people some damn interesting lives.
Smirnoff isn’t a sponsor of this blog? Quelle surprise!
You mean you’ve been lying to all of us. Some of this stuff is made up? You aren’t telling the truth? Bwhahahahahaha. I would hope the hell not. Made up people have such interesting lives. Have you noticed that.
Have a terrific week Bud. 🙂
And all of the answers given tonight is why I love this blog so much!! And of course the occasional fuck word doesn’t hurt every now and then, the casual sex, Jill Hennessey and You, the Twins…….
Kitten-
Yes. But they pay me in my real life. I sell Smirnoff…
Sandee-
I knew you’d be shocked as shit.
Staci-
Thanks! And yes…
Good, I’ll trade you my Russian housekeeper for your imaginary hot housekeeper.
Lori-
I actually lied. I really do have a hot housekeeper…
We’re supposed to read it? All this time I just thought you had really big captions for the pictures. Anyway, it’s definitely fat free, indeed it reduces fat, what with all that energy I’ve had to expend laughing or the times it’s made me spill my drink (I do occasionally read the captions, it has to be said). Also, while the lack of advertising is appreciated, I’m sure you could get a sponsor, they’d just be asking you to endorse the competition, that’s all 😛
ET-
Now that is funny! I’m a caption writer!
Excellent top ten!
But I think the #1 reason to read this blog….The WTIT drinking game. Get a group of friends, each go back and read a post, everytime Smirnoff is mentioned, take a shot. I figure after 5-10 posts everyone will be shitfaced. Good times until the vomiting starts. 😉
Wait? No sponsors? I thought you were sponsored by match.com, Smirnoff, NBC (well before Jill went off the air), and most importantly Hot french Twins Inc.????
Does this mean that the twins are somewhat threatened by Jill and don’t view her as a mother figure?
I did have someone emailing me on AOL when I blogged there asking how I could be so disgusting(because I was not Christian) and asking how I got people to follow me(because I was not Christian
;-0). You get the idea. Anyway, there are people who will love you, hate you or be in between. That is life.
The French twins? I am sure there is more of a story to that.
I’m not sure I would pay you to endorse my business but then this is the first time I am reading you. You may be a lot worse than you appear. ~Mary
That’s not true, I’ve learned stuff here…I just can’t recall what it is right now.
Oh wait, I learned Paris Hilton did a BJ on tape and it made it to the internet!
Kimber-
That is a freakin’ riot! Very funny…
Vinny-
Smirnoff figures that they pay me too much already. I’ll work on the rest…
Gal-
THey have no reason to be jealous. I don’t sleep with other twins. That’s as faithful as I get…
Mary-
Thanks for the story. This post is fairly typical case of my humor. I hope those Christians don’t start up with me!
Amber-
I am very good at providing up to the minute blow job stories…
Who ARE these internet D-Bags out there that are being so snotty to my bloggy friends? I get no hatemail. How is that possible?!!
And how can anyone deny the wonders of a fat free blog?
Seriously, Smirnoff is missing quite the opportunity by not sponsoring your blog! You work in the alcohol industry, you should pitch them the idea!
Oh, and thanks for keeping it fat free!
Starr-
Well, first of all, you probably don’t make up your hate mail. My guess is the blogger was from Rakistan…
Linda-
If you wrote this blog, would you point it out to your employment?
Yeah but but but….I am barely able to post on a daily basis. I am way too lazy for a fake letter writing campaign. I am just gonna post that puppies, rainbows and donuts suck. I woulda gone jesus on that last one but donuts just seems more hardcore.
Starr-
Do the donut. You always crack me up. I had the premise of thie top 10 but without the reason. So I found the reason. Not a lot of letters were exchanged. 😉
Your blog rules! How dare they question you! They better not mess with you Bud….this hot-blooded Italian girl from New Jersey 😉 is on your side…LOL!
Jodi-
Of course I know you’d have my back. They won’t mess with us!