Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold.
I don’t like people that lie or cheat. What an odd duck YOU are.
I wanna watch a movie eating popcorn in the same bowl. Does your bowl have surround sound? I’m kinda fussy about that.
My life includes my 3 children all boys. That’s lucky. I hate those half boys. Poor critters.
To me, romance means honesty, caring, loving each other, going out together… That’s strange. To guys it means body oil, Smirnoff shots, porn and hot sweaty sex.
I have recently been to London and Paris. Gag me. A tad pretentious, yes?
I love Tai Chi and Chi Gung. I’m not into foreign actors.
I like to do things weather it is planned or not. So, you’re a meteorologist?
I love the beach and cold bud light limes until the sun sets. After the sun sets, do you switch to Cuervo shots?
I’ve had the good fortune to have traveled quite a bit. Oh. You must know the lady who’s been to London and Paris.
Have you become the man you wanted to be? No. I’m looking for my next fucking girlfriend to change me.
I work for a major airline so I do travel … It’s really not my goddamn day, is it?
Looking for someone who can keep up with me! I can do that as long as you stand next to the couch while I watch the game.
I am a very kind person with a big heart. Great! I’m a Prince from Nigeria and if you get me some seed money we will both be rich beyond your wildest dreams!
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