Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold.
I wanna watch a movie eating popcorn in the same bowl. Does your bowl have surround sound? I’m kinda fussy about that.
My life includes my 3 children all boys. That’s lucky. I hate those half boys. Poor critters.
To me, romance means honesty, caring, loving each other, going out together… That’s strange. To guys it means body oil, Smirnoff shots, porn and hot sweaty sex.
I love Tai Chi and Chi Gung. I’m not into foreign actors.
Have you become the man you wanted to be? No. I’m looking for my next fucking girlfriend to change me.
I work for a major airline so I do travel … It’s really not my goddamn day, is it?
Looking for someone who can keep up with me! I can do that as long as you stand next to the couch while I watch the game.
I am a very kind person with a big heart. Great! I’m a Prince from Nigeria and if you get me some seed money we will both be rich beyond your wildest dreams!
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