Not Now, I’m Watching the Game

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold.

I don’t like people that lie or cheat. What an odd duck YOU are.

I wanna watch a movie eating popcorn in the same bowl. Does your bowl have surround sound? I’m kinda fussy about that.

My life includes my 3 children all boys. That’s lucky. I hate those half boys. Poor critters.

To me, romance means honesty, caring, loving each other, going out together… That’s strange. To guys it means body oil, Smirnoff shots, porn and hot sweaty sex.

I have recently been to London and Paris. Gag me. A tad pretentious, yes?

I love Tai Chi and Chi Gung. I’m not into foreign actors.

I like to do things weather it is planned or not. So, you’re a meteorologist?

I love the beach and cold bud light limes until the sun sets. After the sun sets, do you switch to Cuervo shots?

I’ve had the good fortune to have traveled quite a bit. Oh. You must know the lady who’s been to London and Paris.

Have you become the man you wanted to be? No. I’m looking for my next fucking girlfriend to change me.

I work for a major airline so I do travel … It’s really not my goddamn day, is it?

Looking for someone who can keep up with me! I can do that as long as you stand next to the couch while I watch the game.

I am a very kind person with a big heart. Great! I’m a Prince from Nigeria and if you get me some seed money we will both be rich beyond your wildest dreams!

This feature was inspired by Mimi Lenox’s

Dating Profile of the Day. Used with permission.

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22 comments on “Not Now, I’m Watching the Game”

Couple of bragging travelers for sure. Pretentious always starts off a relationship well. Bwhahahahaha.

Good job Bud. Now get back to that game.

Have a terrific Friday and weekend. 🙂

Love people who lie and cheat. It’s a fetish.

Sandee-
We won!

What if you wanted your own bowl of popcorn…are all bets off?

Lots of traveling people this week.

Have a great Friday Bud 🙂

I am so confused. Does she want to watch a movie and eat popcorn while IN the same bowl? Cause..wow.

Where’s the kink? Seriously, this was one very very vanilla bunch of peeps!

Jodi-
I’d say all bets are off. People seem to have one ugly quirk they want to share. TMI!

Starr-
Yes, it is true. They’re well traveled, don’t you think?

If you get the extra not-real-some-sort-of-oil butter and a good porn flick, the movie and popcorn thing in the same bowl has the potential to be quite enjoyable.

(My verification is “rando raw” – hee hee!)

Suzy- It better be a very big freakin’ bowl…

i dunno – just the thought of sliding around in that big popcorn bowl with all that salt and butter –

I wonder if those half boys are related tot hose Extra fingered/toed ppl from yesterday?
London & France, I wonder if she saw someone's underpants. I bet not.
I wonder if that airline lady is a member of the mile high club?