Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.
1. When was the last time you smoked pot? February 12, 1985. It was very far-out dude. We listened the Inagodavida for eight hours. Sam, here’s a thought. People who smoke pot don’t remember anything. So unless they are stoned at the moment, what was I saying? Whoa. What a drum solo. Totally boss.
2. What do you think is your biggest weakness? I’ll tell, but keep it a secret: Kryptonite. I’d hate to lose my x-ray vision!
4. Is there a particular goal that you’d like accomplish this year? I have yet to do a foursome. The twins have been working on it. Don’t get me wrong. They don’t like sharing me with my neighbor’s wife and my hot housekeeper. They think with the right additional woman, I might give up the others.
5. What do you miss most from your youth? My girlfriend Sylvia Rentalot. We never did anything but have sex. Her parents thought we were studying. She wanted to try everything in the Kama Sutra. It did require a bit of studying I realize now in retrospect.
6. What is your best physical feature? At times, I’ve been told my tongue. You do the math.
8. Tell us about the last time you were drunk. Can you ask these fucking questions softer? I am still hung over from last night. All hail the Roman God of Intoxication, “The Mighty Smirnoff”. OK, part Roman, part Russian and made in Connecticut. Pass the asprin.
9. Have you ever cheated on a lover? I can see this already, Sam. As I travel around the blogosphere to read other’s responses, we will have a lot of either “taking the fifth”, people who say they have only slept with their spouse and other whopping lies. Me? I did not have sex with that woman.