Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.
1. When was the last time you smoked pot? February 12, 
1985. It was very far-out dude. We listened the Inagodavida for eight hours. Sam, here’s a thought. People who smoke pot don’t remember anything. So unless they are stoned at the moment, what was I saying? Whoa. What a drum solo. Totally boss.
2. What do you think is your biggest weakness? I’ll tell, but keep it a secret: Kryptonite. I’d hate to lose my x-ray vision!
3. What is your biggest fear? We 
have nothing to fear but fear itself. Well, that and a broken economic system, two wars and the possibility of Arizona could win the Superbowl.
4. Is there a particular goal that you’d like accomplish this year? I have yet to do a foursome. The twins have been working on it. Don’t get me wrong. They don’t like sharing me with my neighbor’s wife and my hot housekeeper. They think with the right additional woman, I might give up the others.
5. What do you miss most from your youth? My girlfriend Sylvia Rentalot. We never did anything but have sex. Her parents thought we were studying. She wanted to try everything in the Kama Sutra. It did require a bit of studying I realize now in retrospect.
6. What is your best physical feature? At times, I’ve been told my tongue. You do the math.
7. Are you very confident? I am not always. Bu
t then I call Jill and she always picks me up. She’ll leave her husband as soon as her toddlers are married. I can hardly wait!
8. Tell us about the last time you were drunk. Can you ask these fucking questions softer? I am still hung over from last night. All hail the Roman God of Intoxication, “The Mighty Smirnoff”. OK, part Roman, part Russian and made in Connecticut. Pass the asprin.
9. Have you ever cheated on a 
lover? I can see this already, Sam. As I travel around the blogosphere to read other’s responses, we will have a lot of either “taking the fifth”, people who say they have only slept with their spouse and other whopping lies. Me? I did not have sex with that woman.
You last smoked pot when I was seven…
I have kind of done a foursome, even a fivesome actually. Though the fivesome was three guys and two gals.
Joe-
You were seven last night? Your fivesome counts. You are my hero…
Oh Far Out Man, I remember Innagoddavida. I remember when at a stag party… Maybe I shouldn’t mention that 🙂
Diana-
I recently ready that the title was suppose to be “In the Garden of Eden” but the singer was too high. Far out!
I had sex with that women, and her breasts were spectacular.
Ok not really. Her breasts were just so-so.
Oh and Arizona is going to win! 😉
Sounds like a lot of people took a swig of the Smirnoff after yesterday’s meme!
Kimber-
So-so can be alright. 😉 I’d like Arizona, as well…
Kitten-
No doubt!
There’s a Superbowl? When?
Mimi-
I’ll look it up and get back to you…
ROTFL @ tongue and you do the math. You get points for that one!
Here’s to you getting your foursome in 2009!
Totally agree with being softer about the questions…When did you smoke pot, when were you drunk…what’s next?
(Thank you about the eyes comment)
Have a great Saturday
Jodi-
They were crazy questions. But I do like that she's seldom like most other memes…& you are welcome!
you know bud – you really don’t need any asprin… just have another smirnoff.
Debbie-
Truth be told, that is a better answer…
Would hate for you to lose the x-ray vision…
LOL to #1. I think I’m the only person out there who hasn’t smoked pot.
Jill-a-holic
Staci-
It does come in handy…
Amber-
I really just loved the show…
Allison-
There are lots of you!
LOL @ NUMBER 9!
I DIDN’T “take the fifth”….I JUST OMITTED NUMBER 9 FROM THE LINE UP…BESIDES, TAKING THE FIFTH (UNLESS IT’S JACK DANIELS) IS BASICALLY ADMITTING IT….RIGHT….? lol
Crimson-
So you created Saturday 8!
You’re always so very entertaining…raw, brash, but entertaining.
I’m a Eastern, AFC gal…Pittsburgh’s gonna do it! 😀
Allison-
Good luck!
The HandsomeHusband wanted Inagodavida as our wedding song. THAT should have sent off warning sirens right there. Obviously, I didn’t hear them. 😉
Suzy-
Way too funny!
goodluck on foursome bud, and jill 😉
thanks for the visit!
As always, love your answers!
Milet-
Anytime!
Nurse e-
I appreciate it.