Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold.
I’m a good girl. No wonder you’re alone.
I love taking naps. There’s a begin demand for that.
I’m the not so girly type and not that so boyish type of a girl. Lady, time to get back on those meds.
There is no reason in the world that you need to find the right person for yourself. Then you must be here for a one nighter. How’s Thursday?
And, I love it when a man dresses and smells good! So you are not crazy about all those naked men that smell bad?
I could sit here all day and tell you what I find attractive and what I am looking for in a man. Please don’t.
I am a very affectionate lady… snuggling, kissing, holding hands, tickling and massages, nibbling on your ears… What? Where’s the oral sex part??!?
I have two beautiful kids that I love with all of my heart! Sorry. I was looking for a woman who hates her kids.
I am the Director of the Captive Insurance division for a large corporation. You won’t believe this! My last girlfriend was a Director of the Captive Insurance division for a large corporation, too!
My “ideal” match must be a non-drinker. That doesn’t count Smirnoff, does it?
I love the world around me and feel it with every fiber of my being. That must be tough during thunderstorms.
I’m obsessed by the color purple. This must be hard for you to admit.
It would be great to meet a genuine, fun, interesting man who is honest, playful, and affectionate. I think it would be greater to win Powerball. But that’s just me.
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