Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
Looking for a man who is honest, caring, independent (i guess what all women are looking for, right?) No. It is what women SAY they want. They actually want hot, sweaty, in your face sex with a well-hung guy. They just don’t say it.
I enjoy watching my nephews play hockey. Don’t we all…
No head games allowed here, and treat me with respect is a must. You talking to me, bitch?
My background is Polish, even though I was born in the U.S. I can speak, read and write it. I was just saying that if my next girlfriend could read, write and speak Polish, I could do anything!
I am learning to fly and am looking for a co-pilot to help with the controls. Do you serve Smirnoff on board? If you do, I’d be perfect at the controls.
I have been called cute, quirky, spontaneous, old fashioned, endearing, warm, loving and several other interesting adjectives. If I had to describe me in one word thought it would be: Curious. Another one that many use on me that I really like is Eclectic. I can imagine that. “Eclectic” is generally a euphemism for being fucking crazy.
Judge me not by what I am driving, but by what drives me. I’m betting your vehicle is a shit box. Just a lucky guess.
Have you made it all the way to the end of my profile? Then what are you waiting for? Sorry. I fell asleep. My bad for finishing your profile.
Take a chance…you won’t be disappointed! Some of my wives said that. They were wrong, too.
UPDATE: All of the below still applies, however, in keeping with the times, it behooves me to add a little political commentary: Don’t you wish that Bush could have run for a third term? As far as whatever is below goes, I think it is safe to say that no one will read that far.
My family consists of 3 dogs and 2 cats. Woof. Woof. Woof. Meow. Meow. (I’m just saying “hi” to the family.)
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