Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
I sell farm, ranch, livestock & equine insurance. That’ll come in handy. I was just saying to the twins that I should get my livestock insured.
I am not pushy when it comes to Christianity but realize that inner peace goes hand in hand w/Christianity. Oops. You are already being too fucking pushy.
It would be nice to meet a man that is somewhat different from me. How would you figure that out? Oh, right. I suppose the penis might be a clue.
A simple girl who is going to smile. Thanks for the warning.
The key to a lasting relationship is to love one another without conditions and to live by 1st Corinthians 13. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Next!
In a word, there are three things that last forever. That’s more than a word.
If you are lazy then you are wasting your time reading my profile. I think if you are male then you are wasting your time reading your profile.
Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude; never selfish, not quick to take offence. Really. Are there some new commandments that I should know about?
Doesn’t a candlelight dinner with a glass of wine sound nice? Who are you saving the Smirnoff for?