Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
I really am not your typical girl. I can’t argue with you there. Most woman I know actual have hair.
I sell farm, ranch, livestock & equine insurance. That’ll come in handy. I was just saying to the twins that I should get my livestock insured.
I am not pushy when it comes to Christiani
ty but realize that inner peace goes hand in hand w/Christianity. Oops. You are already being too fucking pushy.
It would be nice to meet a man that is somewhat different from me. How would you figure that out? Oh, right. I suppose the penis might be a clue.
A simple girl who is going to smile. Thanks for the warning.
The key to a lasting relationship is to love one another without conditions and to live by 1st Corinthians 13. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Next!
In a word, there are three things that last forever. That’s more than a word.
If you are lazy then you are wasting your time reading my profile. I think if you are male then you are wasting your time reading your profile.
My main goals in life are to be able to know that I made a difference. That is only one goal. Just sayin’.
Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude; never selfish, not quick to take offence. Really. Are there some new commandments that I should know about?
who walks in your dreams. The one you’ve been seeking in each of your life times. Not so much. I’ll just call you very creepy and let it go at that.Doesn’t a candlelight dinner with a glass of wine sound nice? Who are you saving the Smirnoff for?
Same time. Same blog.
I voted!!!!
Inner peace is religious based? I never knew!
Shannon-
I for one was shocked as shit!
Bud – I got nothing.
But, your answer to Shannon H. really made me giggle! Thank you.
Susan-
At least you got one laugh. Your honesty is very cool…
Read your comments at “Are We There Yet” and wanted to check out your banner. Looks great!
Gracie-
Linda is just SUPER talented!
“Thanks for the warning.” LOL love it!
Kimber-
I’m glad…
Don’t most “simple” folks smile a lot? And what are those three things that last forever?
Seriously, there is something wrong with these people!
Linda-
You are correct. There is something seriously wrong with them!
I can’t believe the woman quoted the Bible! “Love is patient” quote. How about a first date and take it from there?
These people are hysterical.
In a recent survey 90 percent of man question said that the ability to quote the bible was there number one “turn on” in a woman. The fact that all the men questioned were in an asylum was somewhat the explanation…
Wth is an outkast Goddess?? Although, I suppose she’s seeking the ones who know what it is, huh?
Allison-
I haven’t a freakin’ clue. But her real picture was SCARY!
OutKast Goddess? What the heck? Spelt like that one would assume you were doing Andre 3000’s sloppy seconds.
This is why the kiddies should not try to be all dark and gothy. They fuck it up.
Starr-
It is just one line of her stupidity as well. What a moron!
Except for the freaky woman, you got these from the same profile, didn’t you…..
Mimi-
That only has happened once. Nope, this are different nuts…
Where to begin…
outkast Goddess? Wha????
Can’t stop talking when she gets to know you well?
Candlelight? Glass of wine?
…wasting your time reading my profile?
Inner peace? Christianity?
Ay yi yi! I need some vodka with a whiskey chaser after reading that shit.
Sexy-
I found some looney tunes this week, for sure!