Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
I don’t have time for fake people. C’mon. You won’t know until you’ve met a fake person. And of course there’s: We’ve had one for president for nearly eight years.
I thought I would give this on-line thing a try. Oh. Are you in for a fucking thrill ride!
And so now it’s my turn. Nope. Sorry. I rolled doubles.
Thanks for looking! Thanks for posting the topless photo.
Working out of home gives me knowledge and opportunities different than being at home. Wow. That’s almost deep.
Well lets see a little bit about me… I’m a pre op transsexual female… With all due respect, isn’t that just called “gay”?
I am (in alphabetical order): 1) Attractive: I have modeled for Giorgio Armani, Jean Paul Gaultier, Alberta Ferretti and others. Oh just fucking shoot me. No. Fucking shoot her. And no lady, I don’t care what #2 or the rest of it is.
I’m looking for someone who can be my best friend and can blow me away with just a kiss. That’s great. With me though, it will take more than a kiss to blow me…away.
2008 IS THE YEAR OF KAREN! So all this shit is your fucking fault? The year of Karen can’t end soon enough.
I have a sense of humor that keeps people thinking. What the fuck? I think the point of humor, stop me if I’m wrong, is laughter.
None of us are perfect, but intent exists in each of our hearts. There’s five bucks in it for anyone who can explain this one.
I have a very close family (4 sisters & between us we have 21 children, 2 grandchildren and another 3 on the way). Holy shit. You people do anything other than have sex?
This feature was inspired by Mimi Lenox’s
hey bud, if these people dont do anything besides have sex, you could be lucky– 😉
Debbie-
Anybody would get lucky…
I’m glad all the blame for 2008 is attributable to Karen…I never liked her!
(Sorry about that deleted comment – I was signed in under another family member’s name!)
Susan-
It’s gone. Yes! It was Karen’s fault and now it’s done. Unless of course 2009 is another KAREN year.
love the do not disturb sign.
“Nope! Sorry. I rolled doubles.”
ha!
That lady with the 21 children between 4 sisters. Good Lord can you imagine Thanksgiving and Christmas?
Pass the Smirnoff.
My uterus is aching just thinking about that one…
HOWEVER, “None of us are perfect, but intent exists in each of our hearts.” This one is too deep for a profile. Just saying.
OMG… That is CRAZY FUNNY! Jodi has me addicted to your blog. Love the do not disturb sign.
No time for fake people? Hummm I have to deal with them everyday! If I could cut them out of the picture my days would be rather carefree.
Queen-
It’s a good sign cuz some no speakum da English…
Mimi-
Gotta play by the rules…
Jodi-
I can’t imagine breakfast!
Lina-
It is so silly to “try” and sound deep. Who are they fooling? Oh right. Themselves…
Scriber-
I do too. I was thrilled to find it…
Shannon-
We gotta do something. Fake people are taking over everything!
Ya know, if models have to resort to online dating then there certainly is no hope for the rest of us, is there?!?
“I am (in alphabetical order): 1) Attractive: I have modeled for Giorgio Armani, Jean Paul Gaultier, Alberta Ferretti and others. -Oh just fucking shoot me. No. Fucking shoot her. And no lady, I don’t care what #2 or the rest of it is.”
Yeah cause it is going to take way to long to get to the D for douchebag.
Linda-
The killer is that she was not even pretty. I should have lifted the entire profile. What a twit!
Starr-
As I just wrote the rest of it was even worse. But I did not read as far as D, so you might be right!
i think the pre-op transexual would be considered “guy” not “gay”
Lyn-
I’m thinking a gay dude in drag. If you’re “pre op” then you are still a guy.