Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
I thought I would give this on-line thing a try. Oh. Are you in for a fucking thrill ride!
And so now it’s my turn. Nope. Sorry. I rolled doubles.
Thanks for looking! Thanks for posting the topless photo.
Well lets see a little bit about me… I’m a pre op transsexual female… With all due respect, isn’t that just called “gay”?
I am (in alphabetical order): 1) Attractive: I have modeled for Giorgio Armani, Jean Paul Gaultier, Alberta Ferretti and others. Oh just fucking shoot me. No. Fucking shoot her. And no lady, I don’t care what #2 or the rest of it is.
I’m looking for someone who can be my best friend and can blow me away with just a kiss. That’s great. With me though, it will take more than a kiss to blow me…away.
2008 IS THE YEAR OF KAREN! So all this shit is your fucking fault? The year of Karen can’t end soon enough.
I have a sense of humor that keeps people thinking. What the fuck? I think the point of humor, stop me if I’m wrong, is laughter.
I have a very close family (4 sisters & between us we have 21 children, 2 grandchildren and another 3 on the way). Holy shit. You people do anything other than have sex?
This feature was inspired by Mimi Lenox’s