Bud’s Laws: Law 39

39. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Bud’s Laws Previously Revealed:

1. History does not repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other.

2. If it’s any good at all, they will discontinue it.

3. People who love sausage and respect the law, should never watch either being made.

4. The one-day you’d sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.

5. Never get into a fight with an ugly person. They have nothing to lose.

6. Everybody lies. It’s okay though, because nobody listens.

7. When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.

8. Never attribute to malice what could more easily be explained by stupidity.

9. If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

10. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

11. It is easier to beg forgiveness than get permission.

12. If you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

13. How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.

14. By the time you get to the point where ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

15. Borrow from pessimists. They never expect it back.

16. He who hesitates is probably right.

17. Generalizations are always false, including this one.

18. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.

19. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a fool about it.

20. Never delay the end of a meeting or the beginning of a happy hour.

21. If it were not for the last minute, nothing would get done at all.

22. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

23. No problem is to big, too complex or too complicated, that it can not be run away from.

24. You can’t win. You can’t break even. You can’t even quit the game.

25. In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right … something is wrong.

26. Anything that begins well ends badly. Anything that begins badly ends worse.

27. Once a job is fucked up, anything done to improve it will only make it worse.

28. Doing it the hard way is always easier.

29. Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.

30. Everyone has a scheme that will not work. Everyone that does not work has a scheme that does.

31. If you keep your head while everyone is losing theirs, then you don’t understand the problem.

32. Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.

33. To err is human – to blame it on somebody else is even more human.

35. If you do something which you are sure will meet with everybody’s approval, somebody won’t like it.

36. The customer who pays the least complains the most.

37. The longer you wait in line, the greater likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.

38. Anything labeled NEW and/or IMPROVED isn’t.

Today is my son James’ 27th birthday. Happy, Happy! I love you, James!

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26 comments on “Bud’s Laws: Law 39”

First things first.
Standing. Singing. Skirt blowing in the wind….

Happy birthday to James
Happy birthday to James
Happy birthday dear Jaaammmeesssszzz…..
Happy birthday to James

P.S. I like the additional pics in this post. And #39 is perfect!

Mimi-
Thanks, for James & the blog!

Happy Birthday James! Hope you have a great day!

Happy Birthday to Jammmmmmmes!

Whoa. You have an old kid there.

Hehehehe.

That is hilarious!

#39 is very correct. I know a few people in my life that could apply to! LOL!

Happy Birthday to your son James!!! Keep on rockin!!!

Happy birthday to James !!! I’m a bog hopper from Malaysia !

Shannon-
You are in fine voice today!

Fish-
And he’s not my eldest…

Jodi-
It rings true. THe more people specialize, the less they know!

First off..

Happy Birthday James! And many more!

(excellent name BTW – my son’s name is James!)

Great post..and I agree with #2 – I miss my Campbell’s Noodles and Ground Beef soup.

Susan-
Thanks. We tried to call James “Jim” when he was about 2. He would get this stern look and say, “My name is James.” We dropped it. His name is James…