Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger called Mary Poppins at the blog It’s Not All Mary Poppins. She states that she lifted the meme from Creative Gene. It was probably stolen by the author of that blog, as well. Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We have this attitude because we believe we are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold.
Cheers to all us thieves!
1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Personally, I think women look better in cellophane. I’ll go with wrapping paper.2. Real tree or Artificial? Small artificial. So small, in fact, that I just put it away ornaments and all for the “off season”.
3. When do you put up the tree? It never needs “putting up”. It’s more of a move it out of the closet proposition.
4. When do you take the tree down? Right after New Years, and before next Christmas.
5. Favorite gift received as a child? A hand job from Sylvia Rentalot in 6th grade. I thought, “Who knew about this? I think I like it.”
6. Do you like eggnog? It has been a long time since I’ve nogged. How does it go with Smirnoff?
8. Easiest person to buy for? Uncle Fred by a mile. 
He used to be extremely hard and fussy. If he didn’t like your gift, he tortured you all night. But now, not so much. Since he passed away in ’05, he’s been a lot less cruel.
9. Do you have a nativity scene? Why would I want to attach religion into a perfectly wonderful capitalistic secular holiday? It’s all about commercialism, isn’t it?
10. Mail or email Christmas cards? BWAHAHA. Singles guys don’t send out no stinky Christmas card.
11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? A Rush Limbaugh Bobblehead Doll. It keeps repeating itself and makes no sense.
12. Favorite for Christmas dinner? The French twins for desert. Hey I know, but you asked. Would you rather I lie?
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? This again? I’m a guy. We shop on Christmas Eve.
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? That would pervert the true meaning and spirit of the holiday. It would be saying that saving by giving someone else shit you didn’t want is a proper thing to do. So, of course I’ve done it. It’s called “Keep the Bad Shit Moving…”
15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Aunt Sarah’s fried rattlesnake with Pencois dressing is outrageous. I’m sorry we only have it at Christmas.
16. Lights on the tree? Of course. I don’t want the fucker to get scared in the dark.
17. Favorite Christmas song? Someday at Christmas by Stevie Wonder. I know I said John Lennon yesterday and that was the truth. But Stevie is a close second.
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? I stay put. I see a lot of family on Christmas Eve including my beautiful granddaughters.
19. Angel on the treetop or a star? A naked angel, duh. Who gets revved up from a fucking naked star?
20. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Christmas Eve at the WTIT pre-game party. My kids, grandkids and I meet for a couple of hours before hooking up with the entire Weiser Clan at my sister’s house.
I just cant even respond to your posts anymore…They just keep getting worse…er funnier! You crack me the Hell up mister! you are freaking INSANE!!! and God knows I LOVE INSANE men!
Sweetie-
I am certifiable…
Grandkids? No way you’re old enough for grandkids. You should write comedy for sitcoms. Stuff like #9 is priceless.
Deana-
I always wanted to write for a sitcom. Thanks!
Leather is much better than cellophane.
A hand job in 6th grade…impressive.
Shannon-
Leather works. And impressicve works! BWAHAHA! Have a great day…
So, I’m guessing that naked women and lots of Smirnoff and you are right in the Christmas mood. Yep, me thinks.
Have a great day Bud. 🙂
Your post was exactly what I needed to make my Sunday just a little more fun!! You are hilarious and very witty!
Sandee-
You’ve got that right!
Stacy-
Thanks!
That’s a nifty tree idea.
😉
A naked star… LMAO
hey eggnogg and smirnoff sounds good. i’m in
Allison-
It keeps it easy…
Berleen-
It is true, however. 😉
Debbie-
I’m pouring you one now…
See I LOVE eggnog. I could swim in it if I had my choice. But, and this is the real bitch of it, it makes me sick to my stomach. Every damn time. So I drink it and just plan on feeling like hell an hour later.
Starr-
I wonder what you are reacting to. You do put enough booxe in it, dont ‘cha?
The year before Kidlet was born I had pancreatitis twice. Once in December of 03 and again in April. Right before Cobain died in fact. It was due to a medication reaction. Wiped out about a third of my pancreas. I found out I was pregnant the day after I got out of the hospital. Ever since then the eggnog has been an issue. I think it just can’t handle the richness of the eggs.
Starr-
That is probably what it is. Maybe made with “Egg Beaters”? I bet that would suck…
#5 – the perfect “man” answer. 🙂 I’m thinking of giving the HH a key to the back door this year – he’s been locked out long enough!
I’m glad I never met Uncle Fred.
Susan-
I’m sure he’d enjoy that…
Mimi-
You might have liked him…
LOL to Rush–hilarious!
Nurse-
Rush is a waste of space…
Bud you are a riot!
What ever happened to Sylvia Rentalot? hehehe
Scriber-
Great taste, thanks!
Jodi-
Carnal tunnel syndrome…
Your naked angel on the tree top reminded me when I found Mini Man undressing my angel topper. You guys are all alike aren’t you? hehehe
I like my eggnog with almost any liquor – vodka, whiskey, rum, bourbon…
I am not a lush! 😉
Sexy-
Yes, we all go to “Naked Angel U”. We learn it all there…
I tagged you!
You really do have a knack for finding the right pics… you know that?
Sweetie-
On it!
Anndi-
To me it’s a lot of fun. Sort of like completing a puzzle. Thanks!
“Aunt Sarah’s fried rattlesnake with Pencois dressing” – does it taste like chicken???
You and your memes…when are you being Knighted?
Linda-
What doen’t?;)
Vinny-
It may never happen…
somehow I don’t think naked woman in cellophane looks good either…I’m trying to figure out which color would be most flattering.
Lyn-
It depends on the woman…
I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.
Sarah
http://www.thetreadmillguide.com
Sarah-
Thank you…