Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, The WTIT Blog scours those on-line dating sites. We respond to either a line in a lady’s profile or her headline on her dating site, as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. This a a comedy feature. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!!
i like someone who don’t cheat alot cos that’s what i hate most in men. Wow. Talk about fussy!
Age, circumstances, distance are NOT important. You could be 25 or 55, live next door or 3000 miles away, a waitress or a millionaire…it makes no difference… I’ll know you are the one when we meet. Yes, you will. I’ll be the handsome, debonair guy sporting a WTIT sweatshirt.
I like to play and have fun. Great! Feel for the hole in my pocket.
Beauty is as beauty does. Anyone at all have a fucking clue what that means?
I’ve been inspired by the recent change our country has seen…So, I’ve decided to give this a shot. Hold on. Let me get this straight. This entire election was just about getting you to go on a fucking dating site? Holy shit, give me the “chesty” one.
And while bars and pubs are fun, I don’t seem to really connect with the men I sleep with from there. What is it this week? Yes, lady you’ll connect better with the whackos you’ll sleep with here. It’s almost a good plan.
Reading a good cook book can keep me entertained all night. And you need a man, why? To turn the pages?
I believe the best relationships start out as friendships. Then you’ve learned nothing. The best relationships start out as hot, sweaty, bust your soul sex-athons. Then you have a second date.
I believe I have a New York sensibility and West Coast state of mind. Hey Billy, you gotta re-write the song now!