Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.
1. Were you raised around a lot of sports? Not really. My neighbors were an odd sort. My immediate next-door neighbor couldn’t wait till something 
went into her yard. She would immediately run out and grab it and give it to her kids. So, none were good sports at all. Mostly they were thieves and assholes.
went into her yard. She would immediately run out and grab it and give it to her kids. So, none were good sports at all. Mostly they were thieves and assholes.2. What is your favorite sport? I’ve mentioned before that I am partial to
the Major League of Professional Female Mud Wrestling. I root for the local team, the Connecticut Crabs.
the Major League of Professional Female Mud Wrestling. I root for the local team, the Connecticut Crabs.3. When did you last play a sport? I entered the National Triathlon of Sex last winter. I wasn’t really prepared. I mean 
trust me, the twins gave it their all to try to get me in shape. But who the fuck would have figured it would be held outdoors in February in Minnesota? My lack of a uniform was a hindrance. When your balls turn blue you are forced to exit. And not a minute too soon, I might add.
trust me, the twins gave it their all to try to get me in shape. But who the fuck would have figured it would be held outdoors in February in Minnesota? My lack of a uniform was a hindrance. When your balls turn blue you are forced to exit. And not a minute too soon, I might add.4. When did you last attend a professional sporting event and what w
as it? Lori Hahn has been pushing a website The Lesbian Lifestyle: The Adult Toy Review. Last year, after the reviews I attending the competition where the lesbians compete using the toys. Now that was two hours well spent!
as it? Lori Hahn has been pushing a website The Lesbian Lifestyle: The Adult Toy Review. Last year, after the reviews I attending the competition where the lesbians compete using the toys. Now that was two hours well spent! 5. What was the last sport you watch on TV? There is a new 
reality show called, American Idol: The Breasts Edition on the Playboy Channel. It set up just like American Idol. Same judges and everything. Randy usually says, “Hey dawg, those aren’t working for me. Sorry, dude.” Paula won’t say a bad word about any contestant. Usually if someone has no chest what-so-ever, she will say, “Nice and perky, not over done.” Where as Simon would say, “Those are not breasts at all. Why are you wasting my time? Randy has a better pair.”
reality show called, American Idol: The Breasts Edition on the Playboy Channel. It set up just like American Idol. Same judges and everything. Randy usually says, “Hey dawg, those aren’t working for me. Sorry, dude.” Paula won’t say a bad word about any contestant. Usually if someone has no chest what-so-ever, she will say, “Nice and perky, not over done.” Where as Simon would say, “Those are not breasts at all. Why are you wasting my time? Randy has a better pair.”6. If you have children, do they play the same sp
orts that you did? If not, someday if you have kids, would you like them to? I am going out on a limb here, but I’d say that this would be completely inappropriate. What an odd question, Sam. Or rather two questions. What have we here, Saturday: 10?
orts that you did? If not, someday if you have kids, would you like them to? I am going out on a limb here, but I’d say that this would be completely inappropriate. What an odd question, Sam. Or rather two questions. What have we here, Saturday: 10?7. Do you think other people care too much about sports? I think people care too much about events that are not really sports. Nascar? Give me a fucking break.
8. Do you have the freedom to be as involved in either playing or watching as much 
sports, as you’d like to? Yes, but with any freedom comes a price. I met this wonderful lady on Match.com. She said that American Idol: The Breasts Edition was sexist and objectified female bodies. Of course she was one hundred percent correct. But when I responded, “Duh, dummy. That really is the fucking point,” she left me for good. Some people, you know?
sports, as you’d like to? Yes, but with any freedom comes a price. I met this wonderful lady on Match.com. She said that American Idol: The Breasts Edition was sexist and objectified female bodies. Of course she was one hundred percent correct. But when I responded, “Duh, dummy. That really is the fucking point,” she left me for good. Some people, you know?9. Who is your favorite spor
ts team? The New England Spikes of the Totally Naked Women’s Summer Volleyball League. Great athletes and overall good sports. It is very fan friendly. I’ve had my picture take with a few of their major stars!
ts team? The New England Spikes of the Totally Naked Women’s Summer Volleyball League. Great athletes and overall good sports. It is very fan friendly. I’ve had my picture take with a few of their major stars!To anyone who was offended by today’s post,
we are sorry. But what were you expecting?
Sam, great meme this week.
Sam, great meme this week.
The WTIT Blog will return
tomorrow with Judd and his Flea Circus.
tomorrow with Judd and his Flea Circus.
Join us! Same time. Same blog.
no trophy or medal for the National Triathlon of Sex? aw bud…
Debbie-
There is always next year! I’m training as hard as I can…
The Connecticut Crabs? Ha!
Allison-
I think I saw you at a game!
Only two hours at the lesbian competition?
Shannon-
It was postponed by rain… 😉
The episode I saw of American Idol: Breasts Addition, this is what happened.
Randy: Hey Dawg, those breasts are a little too pitchy for me.
Paula: The first time I saw the breasts I like them, but the second time, man I didn’t like them…What do you mean she only showed them once?
Simon: I’m appalled, I’ve seen better breasts on the Queen herself.
Have a great day Bud!! LOL!
Do you think that was a Freudien slip…Breasts Addition vs. Edition? ROTFL! Whoops!
Jodi-
You’ve got their routine down as well!
Oh and Jodi-
“The Breast Addition” is starting in the fall after “The Biggest Loser”. They’ve got to put that fat to use…
omg bud, you would so fit in working at my store!
Happy Saturday!
Sue-
Great! When do I start?
Good thing you warned me about your #7 answer otherwise I you might have lost a reader.
LOL Just kidding. Great funny answers as usual. Even #7. 🙂
Kimber-
Yes, I saw that coming. I ussually just rag on hockey. Oops, Britney I Did It Again…
Only 2 hours at the The Lesbian Lifestyle: The Adult Toy Review? I thought you could last longer than that!
Rough-
They had to meet me half way. They had to last longer…
Ahhh makes sense to me 🙂
So do you need us fans to help you out with your triathlon practice for next year? I’m sure Debbie and I could work up some schedule as long as the Smirnoff was copious and the…hmmm I haven’t figured out what mine would be, will have to get back to you on that b4 I make a commitment.
Rough-
I would be honored if you’d help me prepare.
hahaha very funny.. what a naughty answer! 😉
#7–So true. I live in the land of Daytona, and still don’t get it, round and round and round blah blah blah. Have a great Sunday 🙂
Trixie-
Guilty as charge!
I bet that the Connecticut Crabs plays on the Berlin Turnpike 🙂
Diana-
At the Kitchen!
And my drinking the Fifth was funny? LOL for real here!