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This Space for Rent

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 30, 2008
Posted in: sunday stealing. 42 Comments

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger Dr. Medusa at Professional Mirror, Ph.D. She explains that she’s seen it around, most recently at Life of a Fool. We never wanted to trace back these thefts. Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We have this attitude because we believe we are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Seven Layer Meme

LAYER 1: Tell us your…

* Name: Bud Weiser of the New England Weisers.
* Birthday (month, day):11.03
* Birthplace: Hospital.
* Current location: WTIT Studio
* Eye color: Bloodshot.
* Hair color: Earth tone.
* Height: With or without heals?
* Righty or lefty: Politically?
* Zodiac sign: Yield

LAYER 2: What’s…

* Your heritage: Good breeding stock.
* The shoes you wore today: My feet are naked.
* Your weakness: Kryptonite.
* Your fears: My neighbor coming home early while I’m with his wife.
* Your perfect pizza: would be delivered by a naked woman.
* Goals you’d like to achieve: Marry a rich widow.
* Your first waking thoughts: Who the fuck is she?
* Your best physical feature: Hung like a horse.
* Your most missed memory: I forget.

LAYER 3: Do you…

* Smoke: No. We broke up years ago.
* Cuss: No fucking way.
* Sing: Not even at gunpoint.
* Do you think you’ve been in love: No. In heavy lust, however.
* Did you go to college: Yes. I majored in Blog.
* Liked high school: Only the girls.
* Want to get/stay married: Only if I get pregnant.
* Believe in yourself: Oh course. Who else would?
* Think you’re attractive: I am a guy. We are confident. I am a fucking god.
* Think you’re a health freak: Yes. I only drink vodka that’s been distilled at least three times.
* Get along with your parent(s): On Tuesdays.
* Like thunderstorms: I like a good bang every now and then.
* Play an instrument: You mean like spanking the monkey?

LAYER 4: In the past month have you…

* Made out: Yes. I had really missed the French twins.
* Drank alcohol: Only to excess.
* Smoked: Only during sex.
* Done a drug: Do the Quaaludes from yesterday’s post count?
* Gone on a date: The twins and I stay in a lot.
* Gone to the mall: Not if you paid me. Even in euros.
* Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Are you missing one?
* Eaten sushi: This meme sucks.
* Been on stage: I opened for Jack’s Mannequin on Tuesday.
* Been dumped: No one dumps a god.
* Gone skating: Yes. Dorothy Hamill stopped by. I had to be nice.
* Gone skinny dipping: Only in my hot tub.
* Stolen Anything: Are you missing something?

LAYER 5: Have you ever…

* Played a game that required removal of clothing: Naked Twister.
* Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Sure. I have nights I don’t remember.
* Been caught “doing something”: Only by husbands.
* Been called a tease: Back in the day.
* Gotten beaten up: Only by husbands.
* Shoplifted: No. I’ve got a bad back.

LAYER 6:

* What country would you most like to visit: North Pole. I want to see Mrs. Claus naked.
* Age you did get/hope to be married: Why would anyone “hope to be married”? It is a death wish.
* Numbers and names of children (either you have or want):251. I’ll get to the names later.
* Describe your dream mate: A woman who appreciated the art of cuddle. Oh, and gives great head and watches sports. Firm ta-tas.
* How do you want to die: This meme has me thinking “shot in the head” immediately.
* What did you want to be when you grow up: I wanted to write a humor blog where I can swear a lot and show tasteful photos of sexy naked women.

LAYER 7: Now tell…

* Name a person you could trust with my life: Jill Hennessy.

* Name a drug you’ve taken illegally: Three times in two days? Drugs are so 80s.
* Name a favorite CD that you own: Snow Patrol, A Hundred Million Suns.
* Number of piercings: No gots. And nice use of spell check, BTW.
* Number of tattoos: One. It says: “This space for rent”.
* Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: 3,255,159,753 so far.
* Name a past experience that you regret: Marriages come to mind.

We will return to write
another post as soon as the mood strikes.
It might be funny.
That’s it for today on the
The WTIT Blog. Happy Sunday!
We will return.
Join us. Same time. Same blog.

This Space for Rent

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 30, 2008
Posted in: sunday stealing. 39 Comments

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger Dr. Medusa at Professional Mirror, Ph.D. She explains that she’s seen it around, most recently at Life of a Fool. We never wanted to trace back these thefts. Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We have this attitude because we believe we are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Seven Layer Meme

LAYER 1: Tell us your…

* Name: Bud Weiser of the New England Weisers.
* Birthday (month, day):11.03
* Birthplace: Hospital.
* Current location: WTIT Studio
* Eye color: Bloodshot.
* Hair color: Earth tone.
* Height: With or without heals?
* Righty or lefty: Politically?
* Zodiac sign: Yield

LAYER 2: What’s…

* Your heritage: Good breeding stock.
* The shoes you wore today: My feet are naked.
* Your weakness: Kryptonite.
* Your fears: My neighbor coming home early while I’m with his wife.
* Your perfect pizza: would be delivered by a naked woman.
* Goals you’d like to achieve: Marry a rich widow.
* Your first waking thoughts: Who the fuck is she?
* Your best physical feature: Hung like a horse.
* Your most missed memory: I forget.

LAYER 3: Do you…

* Smoke: No. We broke up years ago.
* Cuss: No fucking way.
* Sing: Not even at gunpoint.
* Do you think you’ve been in love: No. In heavy lust, however.
* Did you go to college: Yes. I majored in Blog.
* Liked high school: Only the girls.
* Want to get/stay married: Only if I get pregnant.
* Believe in yourself: Oh course. Who else would?
* Think you’re attractive: I am a guy. We are confident. I am a fucking god.
* Think you’re a health freak: Yes. I only drink vodka that’s been distilled at least three times.
* Get along with your parent(s): On Tuesdays.
* Like thunderstorms: I like a good bang every now and then.
* Play an instrument: You mean like spanking the monkey?

LAYER 4: In the past month have you…

* Made out: Yes. I had really missed the French twins.
* Drank alcohol: Only to excess.
* Smoked: Only during sex.
* Done a drug: Do the Quaaludes from yesterday’s post count?
* Gone on a date: The twins and I stay in a lot.
* Gone to the mall: Not if you paid me. Even in euros.
* Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Are you missing one?
* Eaten sushi: This meme sucks.
* Been on stage: I opened for Jack’s Mannequin on Tuesday.
* Been dumped: No one dumps a god.
* Gone skating: Yes. Dorothy Hamill stopped by. I had to be nice.
* Gone skinny dipping: Only in my hot tub.
* Stolen Anything: Are you missing something?

LAYER 5: Have you ever…

* Played a game that required removal of clothing: Naked Twister.
* Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Sure. I have nights I don’t remember.
* Been caught “doing something”: Only by husbands.
* Been called a tease: Back in the day.
* Gotten beaten up: Only by husbands.
* Shoplifted: No. I’ve got a bad back.

LAYER 6:

* What country would you most like to visit: North Pole. I want to see Mrs. Claus naked.
* Age you did get/hope to be married: Why would anyone “hope to be married”? It is a death wish.
* Numbers and names of children (either you have or want):251. I’ll get to the names later.
* Describe your dream mate: A woman who appreciated the art of cuddle. Oh, and gives great head and watches sports. Firm ta-tas.
* How do you want to die: This meme has me thinking “shot in the head” immediately.
* What did you want to be when you grow up: I wanted to write a humor blog where I can swear a lot and show tasteful photos of sexy naked women.

LAYER 7: Now tell…

* Name a person you could trust with my life: Jill Hennessy.

* Name a drug you’ve taken illegally: Three times in two days? Drugs are so 80s.
* Name a favorite CD that you own: Snow Patrol, A Hundred Million Suns.
* Number of piercings: No gots. And nice use of spell check, BTW.
* Number of tattoos: One. It says: “This space for rent”.
* Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: 3,255,159,753 so far.
* Name a past experience that you regret: Marriages come to mind.

We will return to write
another post as soon as the mood strikes.
It might be funny.
That’s it for today on the
The WTIT Blog. Happy Sunday!
We will return.
Join us. Same time. Same blog.

This Space for Rent

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 30, 2008
Posted in: sunday stealing. Leave a comment

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off from a blogger Dr. Medusa at Professional Mirror, Ph.D. She explains that she’s seen it around, most recently at Life of a Fool. We never wanted to trace back these thefts. Usually, what we steal is stolen as well. We have this attitude because we believe we are just smarter by calling our theft “A Feature”. All meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The Seven Layer Meme

LAYER 1: Tell us your…

* Name: Bud Weiser of the New England Weisers.
* Birthday (month, day):11.03
* Birthplace: Hospital.
* Current location: WTIT Studio
* Eye color: Bloodshot.
* Hair color: Earth tone.
* Height: With or without heals?
* Righty or lefty: Politically?
* Zodiac sign: Yield

LAYER 2: What’s…

* Your heritage: Good breeding stock.
* The shoes you wore today: My feet are naked.
* Your weakness: Kryptonite.
* Your fears: My neighbor coming home early while I’m with his wife.
* Your perfect pizza: would be delivered by a naked woman.
* Goals you’d like to achieve: Marry a rich widow.
* Your first waking thoughts: Who the fuck is she?
* Your best physical feature: Hung like a horse.
* Your most missed memory: I forget.

LAYER 3: Do you…

* Smoke: No. We broke up years ago.
* Cuss: No fucking way.
* Sing: Not even at gunpoint.
* Do you think you’ve been in love: No. In heavy lust, however.
* Did you go to college: Yes. I majored in Blog.
* Liked high school: Only the girls.
* Want to get/stay married: Only if I get pregnant.
* Believe in yourself: Oh course. Who else would?
* Think you’re attractive: I am a guy. We are confident. I am a fucking god.
* Think you’re a health freak: Yes. I only drink vodka that’s been distilled at least three times.
* Get along with your parent(s): On Tuesdays.
* Like thunderstorms: I like a good bang every now and then.
* Play an instrument: You mean like spanking the monkey?

LAYER 4: In the past month have you…

* Made out: Yes. I had really missed the French twins.
* Drank alcohol: Only to excess.
* Smoked: Only during sex.
* Done a drug: Do the Quaaludes from yesterday’s post count?
* Gone on a date: The twins and I stay in a lot.
* Gone to the mall: Not if you paid me. Even in euros.
* Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Are you missing one?
* Eaten sushi: This meme sucks.
* Been on stage: I opened for Jack’s Mannequin on Tuesday.
* Been dumped: No one dumps a god.
* Gone skating: Yes. Dorothy Hamill stopped by. I had to be nice.
* Gone skinny dipping: Only in my hot tub.
* Stolen Anything: Are you missing something?

LAYER 5: Have you ever…

* Played a game that required removal of clothing: Naked Twister.
* Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Sure. I have nights I don’t remember.
* Been caught “doing something”: Only by husbands.
* Been called a tease: Back in the day.
* Gotten beaten up: Only by husbands.
* Shoplifted: No. I’ve got a bad back.

LAYER 6:

* What country would you most like to visit: North Pole. I want to see Mrs. Claus naked.
* Age you did get/hope to be married: Why would anyone “hope to be married”? It is a death wish.
* Numbers and names of children (either you have or want):251. I’ll get to the names later.
* Describe your dream mate: A woman who appreciated the art of cuddle. Oh, and gives great head and watches sports. Firm ta-tas.
* How do you want to die: This meme has me thinking “shot in the head” immediately.
* What did you want to be when you grow up: I wanted to write a humor blog where I can swear a lot and show tasteful photos of sexy naked women.

LAYER 7: Now tell…

* Name a person you could trust with my life: Jill Hennessy.

* Name a drug you’ve taken illegally: Three times in two days? Drugs are so 80s.
* Name a favorite CD that you own: Snow Patrol, A Hundred Million Suns.
* Number of piercings: No gots. And nice use of spell check, BTW.
* Number of tattoos: One. It says: “This space for rent”.
* Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: 3,255,159,753 so far.
* Name a past experience that you regret: Marriages come to mind.

We will return to write
another post as soon as the mood strikes.
It might be funny.
That’s it for today on the
The WTIT Blog. Happy Sunday!
We will return.
Join us. Same time. Same blog.

Quaaludes and Bloody Marys

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 29, 2008
Posted in: Saturday 9. Leave a comment

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.

Saturday 9: Just Like a Pill

1. What was the last pill you took? A ‘lude back in the day. You remember those, don’t you? Everyone at the party took one and then you’d have to guess the name of the woman who woke up with you.

2. What time of day do you usually feel most energized? Happy hour. If a couple of drinks of Smirnoff doesn’t energize you, nothing will.

3. Who was the last person you hugged? The woman I met at the party last night. I’d tell you more, but as I told you we did ‘ludes “back in the day”. I just did not say the day was just last night. I wonder what her name was…

4. If you had a restaurant serve you a perfect breakfast, what would it be? Nova, bagels, cream cheese with capers, eggs, crispy home fries, bacon, sausage and keep the Smirnoff Bloody Mary’s coming! Barkeep!

5. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be? I probably would be in a relationship. I have been fighting them off. I have no idea why I react the way I do. I do like my freedom and independence, but a relationship should not change that. I mean if you do it right. I don’t mean like the women I write about in Dating Profiles of the Week who are looking for a fixer upper. I’m not broken and I’m smart enough to know that you can’t change anyone. And trust me, some have tried. I will admit this much: I am somewhat complicated.

6. What did you do on Thursday? I celebrated Thanksgiving with the French twins. They just returned and have no family in the states. My chef Omar cooked a dazzling traditional feast with all the trimmings. I had to teach the history of the holiday to Michelle and Mabelle. After Omar left I taught the twins how the Pilgrim and Native American women traditionally thanked the man who brought the meal. They didn’t know that video cameras were around back then. C’est la guerre…

7. What is your favorite TV commercial at the moment? I find the Holiday Inn Express commercial where someone passes out and a guy yells out, “Did anyone stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?” A man then explains he’s a doctor. The man ignores him and asks the question again. The first time I saw that I was on the floor.

8. Who is your favorite 80’s band?
There are SO many, how could you choose? How about picking a band that I’ve met. So I gotta go with Huey Lewis & the News. Sorry, A Flock of Seagulls and Men at Work, maybe next meme.

9. Who would you’d be surprised to wake up and find in your bed? Probably if the woman was an ex-wife I’d be shocked. If I simply didn’t know who she was, I’d figure we must have had a great night.

We have got to give a BIG shout out to Mimi Lennox. The Queen of Memes is celebrating a birthday today. Mimi is one of the truly good people in the Blogosphere. It is an honor to call her my friend. Mimi- May the most you wish for be the least you get. Happy birthday! (Don’t tell her, but I bought her the other side of her face for her birthday…)

We are glad you stopped by today.
We tried to give it our best.
But “best” can be a somewhat moving target.
Enjoy your weekend.
The WTIT Blog will return tomorrow
with Judd and his Dancing Elephants.
Join us for Sunday Stealing!
Same time. Same blog.

Quaaludes and Bloody Marys

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 29, 2008
Posted in: Saturday 9. 36 Comments

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.

Saturday 9: Just Like a Pill

1. What was the last pill you took? A ‘lude back in the day. You remember those, don’t you? Everyone at the party took one and then you’d have to guess the name of the woman who woke up with you.

2. What time of day do you usually feel most energized? Happy hour. If a couple of drinks of Smirnoff doesn’t energize you, nothing will.

3. Who was the last person you hugged? The woman I met at the party last night. I’d tell you more, but as I told you we did ‘ludes “back in the day”. I just did not say the day was just last night. I wonder what her name was…

4. If you had a restaurant serve you a perfect breakfast, what would it be? Nova, bagels, cream cheese with capers, eggs, crispy home fries, bacon, sausage and keep the Smirnoff Bloody Mary’s coming! Barkeep!

5. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be? I probably would be in a relationship. I have been fighting them off. I have no idea why I react the way I do. I do like my freedom and independence, but a relationship should not change that. I mean if you do it right. I don’t mean like the women I write about in Dating Profiles of the Week who are looking for a fixer upper. I’m not broken and I’m smart enough to know that you can’t change anyone. And trust me, some have tried. I will admit this much: I am somewhat complicated.

6. What did you do on Thursday? I celebrated Thanksgiving with the French twins. They just returned and have no family in the states. My chef Omar cooked a dazzling traditional feast with all the trimmings. I had to teach the history of the holiday to Michelle and Mabelle. After Omar left I taught the twins how the Pilgrim and Native American women traditionally thanked the man who brought the meal. They didn’t know that video cameras were around back then. C’est la guerre…

7. What is your favorite TV commercial at the moment? I find the Holiday Inn Express commercial where someone passes out and a guy yells out, “Did anyone stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?” A man then explains he’s a doctor. The man ignores him and asks the question again. The first time I saw that I was on the floor.

8. Who is your favorite 80’s band?
There are SO many, how could you choose? How about picking a band that I’ve met. So I gotta go with Huey Lewis & the News. Sorry, A Flock of Seagulls and Men at Work, maybe next meme.

9. Who would you’d be surprised to wake up and find in your bed? Probably if the woman was an ex-wife I’d be shocked. If I simply didn’t know who she was, I’d figure we must have had a great night.

We have got to give a BIG shout out to Mimi Lennox. The Queen of Memes is celebrating a birthday today. Mimi is one of the truly good people in the Blogosphere. It is an honor to call her my friend. Mimi- May the most you wish for be the least you get. Happy birthday! (Don’t tell her, but I bought her the other side of her face for her birthday…)

We are glad you stopped by today.
We tried to give it our best.
But “best” can be a somewhat moving target.
Enjoy your weekend.
The WTIT Blog will return tomorrow
with Judd and his Dancing Elephants.
Join us for Sunday Stealing!
Same time. Same blog.

Quaaludes and Bloody Marys

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 29, 2008
Posted in: Saturday 9. Leave a comment

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.

Saturday 9: Just Like a Pill

1. What was the last pill you took? A ‘lude back in the day. You remember those, don’t you? Everyone at the party took one and then you’d have to guess the name of the woman who woke up with you.

2. What time of day do you usually feel most energized? Happy hour. If a couple of drinks of Smirnoff doesn’t energize you, nothing will.

3. Who was the last person you hugged? The woman I met at the party last night. I’d tell you more, but as I told you we did ‘ludes “back in the day”. I just did not say the day was just last night. I wonder what her name was…

4. If you had a restaurant serve you a perfect breakfast, what would it be? Nova, bagels, cream cheese with capers, eggs, crispy home fries, bacon, sausage and keep the Smirnoff Bloody Mary’s coming! Barkeep!

5. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be? I probably would be in a relationship. I have been fighting them off. I have no idea why I react the way I do. I do like my freedom and independence, but a relationship should not change that. I mean if you do it right. I don’t mean like the women I write about in Dating Profiles of the Week who are looking for a fixer upper. I’m not broken and I’m smart enough to know that you can’t change anyone. And trust me, some have tried. I will admit this much: I am somewhat complicated.

6. What did you do on Thursday? I celebrated Thanksgiving with the French twins. They just returned and have no family in the states. My chef Omar cooked a dazzling traditional feast with all the trimmings. I had to teach the history of the holiday to Michelle and Mabelle. After Omar left I taught the twins how the Pilgrim and Native American women traditionally thanked the man who brought the meal. They didn’t know that video cameras were around back then. C’est la guerre…

7. What is your favorite TV commercial at the moment? I find the Holiday Inn Express commercial where someone passes out and a guy yells out, “Did anyone stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?” A man then explains he’s a doctor. The man ignores him and asks the question again. The first time I saw that I was on the floor.

8. Who is your favorite 80’s band?
There are SO many, how could you choose? How about picking a band that I’ve met. So I gotta go with Huey Lewis & the News. Sorry, A Flock of Seagulls and Men at Work, maybe next meme.

9. Who would you’d be surprised to wake up and find in your bed? Probably if the woman was an ex-wife I’d be shocked. If I simply didn’t know who she was, I’d figure we must have had a great night.

We have got to give a BIG shout out to Mimi Lennox. The Queen of Memes is celebrating a birthday today. Mimi is one of the truly good people in the Blogosphere. It is an honor to call her my friend. Mimi- May the most you wish for be the least you get. Happy birthday! (Don’t tell her, but I bought her the other side of her face for her birthday…)

We are glad you stopped by today.
We tried to give it our best.
But “best” can be a somewhat moving target.
Enjoy your weekend.
The WTIT Blog will return tomorrow
with Judd and his Dancing Elephants.
Join us for Sunday Stealing!
Same time. Same blog.

Quaaludes and Bloody Marys

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on November 29, 2008
Posted in: Saturday 9. 36 Comments

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.

Saturday 9: Just Like a Pill

1. What was the last pill you took? A ‘lude back in the day. You remember those, don’t you? Everyone at the party took one and then you’d have to guess the name of the woman who woke up with you.

2. What time of day do you usually feel most energized? Happy hour. If a couple of drinks of Smirnoff doesn’t energize you, nothing will.

3. Who was the last person you hugged? The woman I met at the party last night. I’d tell you more, but as I told you we did ‘ludes “back in the day”. I just did not say the day was just last night. I wonder what her name was…

4. If you had a restaurant serve you a perfect breakfast, what would it be? Nova, bagels, cream cheese with capers, eggs, crispy home fries, bacon, sausage and keep the Smirnoff Bloody Mary’s coming! Barkeep!

5. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be? I probably would be in a relationship. I have been fighting them off. I have no idea why I react the way I do. I do like my freedom and independence, but a relationship should not change that. I mean if you do it right. I don’t mean like the women I write about in Dating Profiles of the Week who are looking for a fixer upper. I’m not broken and I’m smart enough to know that you can’t change anyone. And trust me, some have tried. I will admit this much: I am somewhat complicated.

6. What did you do on Thursday? I celebrated Thanksgiving with the French twins. They just returned and have no family in the states. My chef Omar cooked a dazzling traditional feast with all the trimmings. I had to teach the history of the holiday to Michelle and Mabelle. After Omar left I taught the twins how the Pilgrim and Native American women traditionally thanked the man who brought the meal. They didn’t know that video cameras were around back then. C’est la guerre…

7. What is your favorite TV commercial at the moment? I find the Holiday Inn Express commercial where someone passes out and a guy yells out, “Did anyone stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?” A man then explains he’s a doctor. The man ignores him and asks the question again. The first time I saw that I was on the floor.

8. Who is your favorite 80’s band?
There are SO many, how could you choose? How about picking a band that I’ve met. So I gotta go with Huey Lewis & the News. Sorry, A Flock of Seagulls and Men at Work, maybe next meme.

9. Who would you’d be surprised to wake up and find in your bed? Probably if the woman was an ex-wife I’d be shocked. If I simply didn’t know who she was, I’d figure we must have had a great night.

We have got to give a BIG shout out to Mimi Lennox. The Queen of Memes is celebrating a birthday today. Mimi is one of the truly good people in the Blogosphere. It is an honor to call her my friend. Mimi- May the most you wish for be the least you get. Happy birthday! (Don’t tell her, but I bought her the other side of her face for her birthday…)

We are glad you stopped by today.
We tried to give it our best.
But “best” can be a somewhat moving target.
Enjoy your weekend.
The WTIT Blog will return tomorrow
with Judd and his Dancing Elephants.
Join us for Sunday Stealing!
Same time. Same blog.